Summer Break(that's my excuse, it is the best I can do)

Yeah, sorry I havn't posted in a while. It's SUMMER BREAK! That is my excuse.

Last night was CRAZY! I mean it was a violent lightening storm and then it started HAILING. It actually is still thundering and lightening right now. I woke up at 3 in the morning when it started hailing and it was really loud. Everyone rushed into my parents room except my older brother Tristan(pretending he wasn't scared and was a "big boy" by not going to mommy and daddy, it was that obvious.) The hail stopped and then we went back to our beds. maybe ten minutes later lightning struck really close to us and shook the entire house. Everyone rushed back into my parents room except Tristan again. Then another really close one shook the house and the power went out for 2 seconds. And all I want to say is, IS MY LOCAL MOTHER NATURE TRYING TO KILL US!!!?

Recently I fed over 20 geese(mom counted) with bread in the morning and I had to keep 4 families away from each other otherwise they'd bite each other and steal each other's food. And yes, I did do this in my pajamas. Cuz I felt like it. Don't judge me. I'm sure you've done worse. But how worse? You haven't killed anybody right? Or stolen? Am I getting off topic? Should I keep asking questions? Do I have a right to get sidetracked on my own blog? And keep asking questions? And why is it that I'm not getting answers? Should I stop asking questions because this surely becoming boring? yeah. I should stop.

Me Feeding Geese

My cat was watching and silently freaking out the entire time.

Whateves.

Just Kidding!

No, I actually got my computer back.......





Any way, I am kinda mad. You know my fish? On the right side of the blog? Well, I was just going to my friend's blog, Mondo Me, (http://mondo-me.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html) and I read all about her confession. SHE FEEDS MY FISH SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SURELY JUST DIE OF BEING OVERFED AND GET FAT AND SLOW AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS I WILL NEVER ALLOW HER ON MY BLOG EVER AGAIN AND SHE WILL BE SHAMED INTO NONEXISTENCE AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OF HER BECAUSE SHE WILL BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE AND MAYBE SHE'LL END UP IN LIMBO BUT I NEVER REALLY KNEW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THIS CERTAIN POINT IN TIME BECAUSE I AM TALKING ABOUT HOW MY FRIEND WHO'S NAME IS _____ FED MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!! That....was alot. But I'm kidding, I would allow her back on my blog, as long as she promises to keep doing whatever she wants on my blog and post comments and read my blog and overfeeds my brothers. ( sneaky smile) >=D



I was recently watching some movies with Jim Carrey and I nearly DIED of laughing! Seriously, I couldn't breathe. (I don't have asthma.) In this one, he was a pet detective who found out things other than pets which would be better suited for a real detective and he found out that this woman was really a man and she (he) kissed him a couple days ago and at first he was excited cuz he figured out the big mystery but then he remembered the above and this part was when I really died. This is what happened: Jim Carrey: "She is a man!" He said it excitedly twice and then in disgust"She is a MAN!!!" His face was priceless. Then we saw him brushing his mouth like crazy and then we saw a close up on a basket. Jim Carrey dumped his clothes in the basket, and poured oil thingy in the basket and put it on fire. Then the camera zoomed back from the basket of burning clothes and then we saw him without clothes on (he was kinda covered, the movie wasn't rated R at least, I don't know what but it wasn't R.) and he rushed into the shower and his mouth opened taking in the shower water and he was crouched down in disgust at himself. The next day in the movie he was going to confront her (him) and we saw him putting in his mouth a whole bunch of gum and his mouth was huge from the gum, then right before he confronted her (him) he opened his mouth to take out the gum and there was an amount of gum in a ball bigger than my fist( I think) that came out of his mouth. It was hilarious.



I am all about funny. I may not be good at being funny, but I love funny. It's what I live for......kinda. And my two favorite funny actors because they are the only funny actor's names I know, are Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp.( More info about me) Although, I'm not sure if Ryan Higa is an actor but he does do a litlle acting on his videos so I guess he is. Then my three favorite funny actors are ( in alphabetical order, duh.) Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, and Ryan Higa.

Judge me Haters. ( or if I was really mean then I'd call haters, Hatards, that wasn't meant to be funny cuz I don't want people to think I have a terrible sense of Humor, although me teling you that.....nevermind.)



I am usually only funny when I am on a roll or on a sugar rush. (The following has almost nothing to do with funny, I just wanted to say it.)But recently my brother insulted me:Tristan, my brother,:"So, how was your roll in the hunchback of Notre Dame?" I said " Being the lady was really hard, but it was worth it." Tristan meant that I was the hunchback and I am not good at comebacks so I thought for a bit (not too much of a bit otherwise my comeback wouldn't mean as much.)and said the first thing that came to mind with me being the lady. But of course after that he said"I loved your roll in march of the penguins. You can't have any comeback for that so I said the best thing possible, that I was one of the extras, a baby penguin. Although I think he got that insult from a movie. But whatever.



P.S. I think that this blog wasn't one of my best....I am so ASHAMED!!!!!!No, not really.

I am gone now.

(I stole that from another blog, mwahahahaha!!!!!)

Whateves.