Better Late Posts Than Never Posts

I think I'm going to make a different, seperate blog from this one, promoting the book that I'm writing. I'll still keep doing this blog, but I think it'd be cool if I did a book blog. Besides, it might help me get more determined than ever to finish it.



I probably should change the first pic you see on my blog every now and then, you've got to be tired of looking at my face every single time you want to check out my blog. And variety can be a good thing I'm told. my only problem is I hate hate hate change, any change at all, until I get used to it.



Do you know how insane my mother is? She's extremely insane. We were at Best Buy because my mom had to get our computer fixed (might I add, again.) by the Geek Squad (Geek Squad? Really? :)) and I was just walking around looking at stuff then I came across an ipad that I couldn't resist playing with. I went to the photo part of the ipad and changed the settings so that everything would look weird then I took a picture of myself (as seen on the right):

And yes I know it looks like one eye is bigger than the other, but it can't really be helped on thermal imaging stuff. So my mom came over and looked at the picture, almost died because she thought it was "very creative and beautiful", then got a Best Buy guy and asked if he could email this picture from Best Buy to her email. She said she loved the picture and I'm like are you insane? The guy got the manager or whoever and they emailed it to my mom. Meanwhile I was dying of my mother is insane and embarassing-itis. Really mom? She wants to frame it up and everything. But I guess my mom is just weird like that. (Don't judge, I'm sure you're mom is weirder than mine.)

Speaking of computers, can I just say that one of my computers has broken down twice very close together in time and my other one broke down recently and I'm not sure if it works but my dad got all frustrated and bought a newer and cooler computer. I'm all like thank you dadday! But he's decided not to let me or my siblings on it and then I'm like dang it dang it dang it DANG IT!! My dad gets a new, awesome computer and I'm not even allowed to touch it. He's even got a password for the PC for every time he logs out or is gone from the computer for an amount of time. And guess what. He obviously hasn't told us the password but I watched my mom type the password in a bit and I think it starts with the letter f and has more than four letters in it.

There's a new book out called Inheritance, came out today, November 8th, and I almost got it. I was at Kroger with my mom and we saw the book on sale and my mom suggested a deal. Since I didn't want to really pay for it mom said that if I put back the giant chocolate that I kinda begged her to get me(Love chocolate) then she'd buy the book for me. I weighed the options. A giant piece of chocolate that would taste amazingly awesome but would last for about five minutes and not be good for my teeth and health. Or a giant book that I want and might be totally awesome, would definitely last longer(by about an hour.), and I've ran out of things to read. I chose in about five seconds. The giant chocolate bar. I have a sweettooth for chocolate plus, my mom wouldn't have gotten Inheritance anyway she told me that she'd get it for me for Christmas but then she remembered she had a discount at Barnes and Nobles so she didn't get it yet.

Something else came out today. Modern Warfare Three. Personally, I hate all shooter games, it's really the same thing over and over and over again. My mom and elder brother stayed up till midnight to go get it. I really don't get everyones fascination with Modern Warfare and Call of Duty, etc. I prefer games like Mass Effect, Black and White, Sims, stuff like that.

I have a sleepover on Friday! With 5-7 year olds. Yeah I know, it's just that my little sister has never had a sleepover before and she was scared so she wanted me to come along with her( I'll come because I'm nice like that.), mom got permission from my sis's friend's mom and now I have a date with 6 year olds. The only problem is that they have a humongous dog that's really just a puupy. I like small, cute, fluffy puppies. But dogs? No way. But I must do it for my sister.

I think that's everything I want to say, although I'll probably think of something later.





Just Bein Random

I'm Bad at Titles So Ignore Them

I'm SO addicted to red vs. blue on youtube. SO addicted. It's kinda based off of the XBOX game Halo and is totally awesome. Just to let you guys know even though I know you don't care. :) I'm telling you anyway!

In bad news today, my phone is still doing bad, I really apologize to a particular friend if you think I'm ignoring you, I'm not, my phone isn't working at all and my mom has shown no interest in buying me another one. Unless she plans on giving one to me for Christmas or my birthday which will take FOREVER. I may just have to use my laptop savings to buy another phone, a cooler, much more awesomer phone. BUT, that will only be the very LAST resort. Or I could just save up for another hundred years and get a laptop then send a text to my friend on my mom's phone and ask for her email then I could just email her sometimes. But email is so unreliable and isn't very fast. So scratch that one. It'll be my second to last resort. (I really don't want to lose my money, I'm a real Jew. :)

You know what stinks? When you write a book report and put it on your flashdrive then you lose your flashdrive. Then you have to rewrite your book report. And then you have print it at school, cuz your printer doesn't work, at a time when you're not certain because you can't just print stuff at anytime at your school. And finally you have to give it to your teacher. And you might even get a bad grade even after all this hard work. Yeah that happened to me but I don't know about the grade yet (just turned it in). I hate complicated situations. They freak me out sometimes.

In other news, I like pink unicorns with sparkles. And now onto Sammi with news of Halloween.

Thank you Sammi, well, for Halloween I've decided to be a princess because I haven't been one for Halloween in years. I'm going to use a blue dress of mine, a crown probably, and shoes obviously, and lots of bright princess sparkly makeup.


P.S. My name is Sammi if you haven't figured it out yet.

Just Bein Random.....LAVA LAMPS!!

Pink Sparkly Unicorns

Hey, I know It's not officially a new week yet...but, I'm hugely excited. And I couldn't wait. I have to share news. All news. My. Sent.enc.es. r. g.e.t.t.i.n.g. s.m.a.l.l.e.r. Okay, so, my Dad's sister is having a...BOY!!!Am I excited even though I can't call him Cookie forever? Yes, of course. And, my mom's, cousin's, wife (yes, it's still hard to keep track of) is having a baby GIRL!!! And, I'm going to shop for my Aunt, Cookie and mom's cousin's wife's daughter ( I'm not saying all of that anymore, from now on, it's MCW's kid)this weekend, I LOVE SHOPPING FOR BABIES!!!!!! It's fun, I don't know why.

Another reason why I'm seriously excited is this:(prepare for all caps.) A BOOK THAT HAS TAKEN ABOUT THREE YEARS TO BE WRITTEN IS FINALLY COMING OUT AND I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Mental deep breath) IT'S CALLED INHERITANCE AND IT'S THE FINAL BOOK IN THE INHERITANCE SERIES AND THE FIRST BOOK WAS CALLED ERAGON AND THIS BOOK IS CALLED INHERITANCE AND THERE'S A GREEN DRAGON ON THE COVER!!!!(mental panting.) I don't know WHY I'm freaking out, but, I think it has to do with the fact that after the third book came out Christopher (the author) didn't make any notices for another book and at the end of the third book, it didn't really finish the story. My mom actually said a couple days ago that we may never know the ending to Inheritance and I found out today that she's wrong(in your FACE MOMMA!!!). I actually saw a video of Christopher typing the last words of the fourth and final book. (No I'm not a stalker, my class showed it at school.)

I can't actually think of anything else to say, it's kinda weird that this was such a short post.


P.S. I really can't think of a title for this post.

Just Bein Random



....................PINK SPARKLY UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happiness Hit Me...And Came Crashing Down...

EXCITED!!! I'm getting another cousin!!!! My Aunt Toni's first one, my Dad's Sister. It's actually not completely new news cuz I forgot to mention on my last post. She's 20 weeks preg and today she's finding out the gender, I kinda hope it's a girl cuz then I can call her Cookie all the time cuz if Cookie's a girl then my aunt will name her Brooklyn and Cookie would be a perfect nickname. But if Cookie's a boy then I'll only call Cookie 'Cookie' until Cookie is born. I like to have nicknames for babies not born yet cuz I don't like calling them "its" cuz that's just mean and I don't like to call them 'he' or 'she' when I don't know the gender yet. SO long explanation-short, I'm calling the baby Cookie for the time being. Aboutish the same time Cookie is due, my Mom's cousin's wife, Traci(a lot to keep track of, I know) is due with a baby too. It's baby mania around here.

About my book...I now have...a complete chapter done. Honestly it's the best I've done in my life, every other time I tried to write a book(btw this is when I around six and didn't know much about books) I got bored or lazy and didn't finish, and I'm really glad I didn't try to. Just recently I remembered some of my attempts and found them on my computer and it is just shameful, I had NO clue how to write a book, didn't have any paragraph and my first chapter was only about a paragraph long. I jumped right to the action which was a note with blood and the story was completely cheesy. I even tried to write two non-fiction books(one about cats and killer whales) I had completely forgotten about. TERRIBLE!! I'm not going into details for the sake of my sanity.

Oh ,sigh, Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? (Romeo speaking) I'm right here sticking your phone in the washing machine so it can be completely messed up...much fun! That's what happened. My love for my phone (that'd be Romeo) is completely gone. IT has decided that it was best to stay in my pocket while it went through the washing machine.And now, my phone is completely ruined, luckily it worked for a few seconds so that I could get the phone numbers of my friends that don't live near me, although now that I think about it, I can't remember where I put that piece of paper...that so sucks. But I might get a new phone (hopefully cuz I need one to text, and I'm not very good at talking to people over the phone, texting is just so much better for me.) My friends, when I told them about it, said that maybe my mom will get me a better, awesomer phone cuz mine kinda sucks(she got it for like ten bucks at Kroger, KROGER of all places. What kind of a parent would DO that?)but I told them there is absolutely NO way she'd get me a better one probably the same kind from the same place. And you know what? My friend just got her first phone and SHE got a touch phone! I got a flip phone from kroger as my first one! I really hate it when life is cruel.


P.S. I'm having a roller coaster of emotions, COOKIE! then my phone, then MY BOOK!


Just Bein Random

I'm Sorry, Do You Forgive Me? Of Course You Do.

Hey peoples, SOOO sorry I haven't posted in FOREVER( might I add AGAIN.) I have no good excuse right now so call back later. My lame excuse is...I get busy. That's all I can say. So I have decided that I'm not gonna try to blog daily, I'm gonna try to blog weekly. It makes it so much easier for all of us, don't you think? Not easier for my cats though, cuz they really don't care...which shows how much they love me.(sob!!! JK((btw that stands for Just Kidding, JSYK. And that stands for Just So You Know, so I don't have to explain later, I'm too lazy for that.)))

Aaaaaand, you'll never guess where I went over the weekend. Literally you can't guess, cuz, you don't know me, stranger. (wink, wink to my friends, :D lol.) Anyways, I went to a hotel. The awesome thing about it? It has a gigantous waterpark inside of it, and an awesome arcade(where I won 6,300 tickets(I was FREAKING OUT the entire time in a good way, I kept getting jackpot.) and I got a lava lamp, rainbow frog, pillow, tiny purse, tootsie rolls, and a magic 8-ball.) and it's right next to King's Island which is an amusement park. And did I get my hair wet? You betcha I did. I also scraped my elbow. :( But what do you care? My point? Well, whenever you plan on going somewhere...make sure you completely sidetrack from the way you're supposed to go and head to this hotel instead, and to make it a little harder for you, I'm not gonna tell you the name of the hotel! Won't that just be great! :) Anyways, I had a GRREat time at that place and I bet you're completely jealous of me. Why else would you read my blog in the first place besides to be completely jealous of my awesome times?

I've decided to write a book, I know I said it before but now I actually mean it. I've actually already started writing it. And before you ask yourself how far I got in complete distrust, I'll answer you. I've only gotten the first paragraph done. Yes I know that's kinda bad, but I got busy...sort of like how I was too busy for a really long time to make a post....

It's about this girl who is the third child of a family of six, the big shindig is that in this book, the last kid to be born is a special child so they get whatever they want. This girl is the second to last child and she's 14 years old. She has two older brothers and one little sister, and is completely jealous. The cool thing about her is that she is a book/movie freak. She is crazy about movies and books, she watches and reads all of them and can always predict what's going to happen. ( That feature of her was kind of inspired by my mom and I, my mom always know what's going to happen next in a movie, and TELLS me what's going to happen, I keep telling her to stop but she always forgets. Talk about a movie spoiler, and I love books.) She compares books and movies to real life and hates all the stuff that every book has. I have no idea what to name all the characters, but I'm thinking about the names Sheila, Valerie, Gloria, Avery, Jessica, Abtah, and Katy for the littlest girl. The older brothers I was thinking Carlos, Anthony, Mark, Matthew, David, and Octavier. The dad would probably be Trent, Dennis, or Fred. And the mom might be Laura Li. The main character, the second to last girl, I have absolutely no idea what to name her, she's definitely gonna be tricky. I was kinda thinking the names Janelle and Abtah even Niomi but they don't really sound right.

Whatever though, If you do have suggestions, please say so via comments.

P.S. I think I'm gonna change my sign off to Just Being Random.


Just Being Random

Summer Break(that's my excuse, it is the best I can do)

Yeah, sorry I havn't posted in a while. It's SUMMER BREAK! That is my excuse.

Last night was CRAZY! I mean it was a violent lightening storm and then it started HAILING. It actually is still thundering and lightening right now. I woke up at 3 in the morning when it started hailing and it was really loud. Everyone rushed into my parents room except my older brother Tristan(pretending he wasn't scared and was a "big boy" by not going to mommy and daddy, it was that obvious.) The hail stopped and then we went back to our beds. maybe ten minutes later lightning struck really close to us and shook the entire house. Everyone rushed back into my parents room except Tristan again. Then another really close one shook the house and the power went out for 2 seconds. And all I want to say is, IS MY LOCAL MOTHER NATURE TRYING TO KILL US!!!?

Recently I fed over 20 geese(mom counted) with bread in the morning and I had to keep 4 families away from each other otherwise they'd bite each other and steal each other's food. And yes, I did do this in my pajamas. Cuz I felt like it. Don't judge me. I'm sure you've done worse. But how worse? You haven't killed anybody right? Or stolen? Am I getting off topic? Should I keep asking questions? Do I have a right to get sidetracked on my own blog? And keep asking questions? And why is it that I'm not getting answers? Should I stop asking questions because this surely becoming boring? yeah. I should stop.

Me Feeding Geese

My cat was watching and silently freaking out the entire time.

Whateves.

Just Kidding!

No, I actually got my computer back.......





Any way, I am kinda mad. You know my fish? On the right side of the blog? Well, I was just going to my friend's blog, Mondo Me, (http://mondo-me.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html) and I read all about her confession. SHE FEEDS MY FISH SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SURELY JUST DIE OF BEING OVERFED AND GET FAT AND SLOW AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS I WILL NEVER ALLOW HER ON MY BLOG EVER AGAIN AND SHE WILL BE SHAMED INTO NONEXISTENCE AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OF HER BECAUSE SHE WILL BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE AND MAYBE SHE'LL END UP IN LIMBO BUT I NEVER REALLY KNEW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THIS CERTAIN POINT IN TIME BECAUSE I AM TALKING ABOUT HOW MY FRIEND WHO'S NAME IS _____ FED MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!! That....was alot. But I'm kidding, I would allow her back on my blog, as long as she promises to keep doing whatever she wants on my blog and post comments and read my blog and overfeeds my brothers. ( sneaky smile) >=D



I was recently watching some movies with Jim Carrey and I nearly DIED of laughing! Seriously, I couldn't breathe. (I don't have asthma.) In this one, he was a pet detective who found out things other than pets which would be better suited for a real detective and he found out that this woman was really a man and she (he) kissed him a couple days ago and at first he was excited cuz he figured out the big mystery but then he remembered the above and this part was when I really died. This is what happened: Jim Carrey: "She is a man!" He said it excitedly twice and then in disgust"She is a MAN!!!" His face was priceless. Then we saw him brushing his mouth like crazy and then we saw a close up on a basket. Jim Carrey dumped his clothes in the basket, and poured oil thingy in the basket and put it on fire. Then the camera zoomed back from the basket of burning clothes and then we saw him without clothes on (he was kinda covered, the movie wasn't rated R at least, I don't know what but it wasn't R.) and he rushed into the shower and his mouth opened taking in the shower water and he was crouched down in disgust at himself. The next day in the movie he was going to confront her (him) and we saw him putting in his mouth a whole bunch of gum and his mouth was huge from the gum, then right before he confronted her (him) he opened his mouth to take out the gum and there was an amount of gum in a ball bigger than my fist( I think) that came out of his mouth. It was hilarious.



I am all about funny. I may not be good at being funny, but I love funny. It's what I live for......kinda. And my two favorite funny actors because they are the only funny actor's names I know, are Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp.( More info about me) Although, I'm not sure if Ryan Higa is an actor but he does do a litlle acting on his videos so I guess he is. Then my three favorite funny actors are ( in alphabetical order, duh.) Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, and Ryan Higa.

Judge me Haters. ( or if I was really mean then I'd call haters, Hatards, that wasn't meant to be funny cuz I don't want people to think I have a terrible sense of Humor, although me teling you that.....nevermind.)



I am usually only funny when I am on a roll or on a sugar rush. (The following has almost nothing to do with funny, I just wanted to say it.)But recently my brother insulted me:Tristan, my brother,:"So, how was your roll in the hunchback of Notre Dame?" I said " Being the lady was really hard, but it was worth it." Tristan meant that I was the hunchback and I am not good at comebacks so I thought for a bit (not too much of a bit otherwise my comeback wouldn't mean as much.)and said the first thing that came to mind with me being the lady. But of course after that he said"I loved your roll in march of the penguins. You can't have any comeback for that so I said the best thing possible, that I was one of the extras, a baby penguin. Although I think he got that insult from a movie. But whatever.



P.S. I think that this blog wasn't one of my best....I am so ASHAMED!!!!!!No, not really.

I am gone now.

(I stole that from another blog, mwahahahaha!!!!!)

Whateves.

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What the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

My computer is still BROKEN and those IDIOTS can't figure out how to fix it.(I really slammed down on the period.) I am so mad that I am not going to do a long blog today. Or even a short blog. Bye.


Whateves.

Normal Blog Stuff...No Promises

Okay, I thought maybe I shouldn't be a hater ALL the time so I decided to be a Tell-It-As-It-Is person today...(Deep breath) Here it goes.


My mom has killed a squirrel accidently a year ago. In her defense, It ran out in the road and my mom couldn't stop. To spare gross details, she ran it over again so it wouldn't be in pain. Then..now that is, she just about killed a skunk. I can't BELIEVE how thoughtless she is. She was worried that"Eeeww!! That would have made a big mess and it would have stank up the car." I was actually worried about IT. I SCREAMED when it ran out in the road and my mom managed to stop and miss it and the skunk just kept going. A couple weekends ago my mom had to stop for geese that just walked out into the road like there was no problem. THEY COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED TOO!!! They did see us though, I guesss they are really used to being a protected animal..Dang Canada Geese, do they HAVE a death wish? Also my mom was driving and I was in the car too of course and this DOG just ran out into the road and I screamed then too and I looked behind us to make sure the dog was okay and it nearly ran straight into a car but it turned at the last second. Scared me to death. Animals are all worth saving...just..NOT spiders or ticks. And ticks, they have NO purpose for being on Earth. None. All they do is drink blood, they don't kill other animals. Not many things eat ticks and if they do then it's not their main course so the world would do better without those. But SPIDERS. I have arachnaphobia ( I think that is how you spell it) And that is a fear of spiders. I am DEATHLY afraid of spiders. I found this huge, FURRY, one that was all shades of bad. My mom didn't get to kill it. Although she found two in our shed and managed to kill one of them. GOOD NEWS AT LAST!!


Whateves =)

Good News!!...I hope.

Well, I don't have my computer back but I will soon!!

Remixes are so lame!! I mean, the people who do remixes are just plain losers!!They can't think of anything else to do with their life so they go ahead and make a remix!! WHY are they trying to KILL me!?!?!Plus, they make the song sound lame, except when the person does it good, like nigahiga....Hah!!I was RIGHT!! I am a hypocrite!!!...sort of.

I know Easter was forever ago, but I need to address stuff. What is the freakin DEALIO with the bunnies having EGGS!! YOU FREAK OF NATURE, BUNNY, YOU!!!!!!! Sorry, I still haven't gotten over Ranger's Apprentice yet. Oh don't cry bunny...(that's right, cry bunny, cry!! What! No!! I didn't type that! I'm sorry Bunny, Please..Take me back!!) Sorry readers, I am just in the ZONE...of weirdness. =D


Iv'e kind of been noticing in movies and stuff how they do special effects and stuff...I like figuring out how they do that..........DON'T JUDGE ME!! But speaking of movies, I just HATE love in movies. It's always just two days or so and they absolutley LOVE each other, from friends, strangers, haters, betrayers, or whatevers to lovers. Plain as that. Expect, accept, and just know it, whenever there are a boy, a girl, and togetherness, there will be love. It's always like that!!And in just two days. Even if it takes a couple of movies in the same series.


I've been thinking of writing a book, but I have'nt figured out a name yet. I have a list:Fear, Sunset Angels, and Destiny's Acension. I had more, but I decided I didn't like them. I also thought"Hmm...maybe I shoud have a word that means something to the people in my book but isn't really a real word, I know!! Epideu!!(ep-i-d-oo)" =)

I mostly was being a hater on this post (especially you bunny =D)maybe I'll try being a lover one of these posts...(hmmm....or maybe not now that I think about it.)

Whateves.

Sorry....No, not really

SO SORRY!!! I know that I haven't done a blog in FOREVER but I have a good excuse. My computer is still not fixed!!! My life is ruined!! I had to be told from someone that Bin Ladin Sadin stuff and stuff (name error intentionall =D) was dead. I am out of the loop! Out of the know!! With no computer!!Once you are out of the loop, it is really hard to get back in. It's like this: you're at school or whereever you spend your time and your friends walk up"Hey PEOPLE!" you say, "Have you seen that new WALL-E video? I mean, that was just GREAT!!" Then they stare at you all wierd and say"Ummm.....................,.......,,...... Well, Have you seen the new Twilight movie Breaking Dawn?"(people who don't know about this are out of the loop)......(P.S. not really I just wanted everyone to feel out of the loop, because I'm all alone!! With noone here beside meeee.......I like that song.)-I found out on my Nook (it's like a Kindle, for those of you who are idiots like the rest of everyone who asked me if it was a Kindle....no offense idiots.) that I could reach the internet and look at things. BUT!!! I couldn't access anything like videos or e-mail or even make a post!(I did try to do that.) So I stopped going on the internet with my nook because it only caused me pain. I found out that nighiga had a new video and I couldn't even do ANYTHING about not being able to access it. Except download something but my mom said that is how you get viruses on Nooks.(Kindles, for the idiots who can't remember anything...no offense moron idiots.)


Well I actually did get to the library today (duhhh, I'm making a post with no computer) and I decided that this post will be short because I left my ideas at home and I'm being pressured by the timer....it's FREAKING me out...it just keeps counting down...and it's RIGHT there, in my face...plus my mom says she would like to get home.


P.S. I can't promise daily blogs because my computer is gone so bear with me....(is that how you spell 'bear' the way I'm using it?...............Doesn't matter.)


Whateves

I Really Can't Think of a Title

For those of you who don't know,(I think the ones who know, know what I know I'm talking about knowing.) my computer has broken down. So for a few days I will be using a library computer, which means I can't use youtube!!!!!!!!....and it also meeeeaans, (dramatic pause,) that I can't upload pictures( :( oh boohoo.) But enough sad stuff I will get on with this post....oh, I forgot to mention, my cat died yesterday evening. And so did my dog, and other cat, and fish, and older brother, plus my D.S., and my x-box, x-box 360, and both my computers crashed......Yeah I think that's it.............. Nope,nope, I forgot about the part where I was lying about the whole shindig. Except my computer did crash.



Well, I finally confronted my gym teacher as to why he plays country music every time, I said "Ummm....well...ya know...Uh...can I ask you something?" No, I'm just kidding(I do that a lot in case you haven't noticed......kidding haters. Read earlier blog about haters >:D Mwahaahaha haaaa!)I just asked him, no big deal or anything, and he had the lamest excuse EVER!!"Well, that is the only radio station my radio picks up." ARE YOU-(earlier word not available at this time)-KIDDING ME!!! But of course I said "okay," (I thought in my head, yeah, you just keeeeep playing that radio station, WE'LL SEE WHO'S PLAYING RADIO STATIONS SOON!!)



You know, wait, you don't know....anyway, I just really hate it when series end. I JUST READ THE LAST RANGER'S APPRENTICE BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sad. <:( The only series I can look forward to is the Warriors series. I don't know if any of you have heard of either of these books, but they're good. And I have the Maximum Ride books to look forward to, but they take forever to come out so I don't really count that one. I was so sad when Ranger's Apprentice, Twilight, Harry Potter, (Artemis Fowl?) etc. ended. SO SAD!!! Books are like, my entire LIFE!! (Why did Ranger's Apprentice have to end so soon? It was so YOUNG!!) *sob,sob,sob,sob,cough,sob.* I know I said enough sad stuff earlier, but this is unavoidable, It's like when Lost ended, my mom was lost for weeks! She got over it later and we found a new series to watch but ended too!!!!! Why do things have to end!!! So Many unanswered questions, why?!?! Why?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!? *cough,sob,cough*....*cough* I will now, dramaticlly, crawl away from this computer, into the darkness..........*cough,sob,sob,sob,cough,cough,sob,cough,cough,....ACHOO!!* =)




Whateves.

Hey, I'm Back!!

Sorry I didn't do a post in a while, I just didn't feel like it....No I'm just joking. I was away and busy. Here's a heads up: I will most likely not do a post on the weekends. Oh, whatever will you do without me!! Nah, I'm sure you'll be fine. =) But anyway, I would like to share a scary experience that has happened to me over the weekend. I was in my house and it was nearing dark, and I heard this honking. I checked and there was this car right outside of my house. I told my mom, as soon as she looked the car sped away. My mom called my dad telling him what had happened and then thought nothing else of it. Later, we heard yelling. I looked again and there were two men looking up at where I was(I was in a three story house and at the top.) They were yelling at where we were I started to freak out. My mom freaked out. My little sister, freaked out.(all the while saying she wanted Daddy because he was away doing errands.) So my mom called my dad again then called 911. They sure took forever getting there. By the time either of them got there, the men were gone and had left in the car that we saw earlier. That whole experience was scary because it was longer then it sounds. Especially since the men sounded angry.


Last Friday there was a pajama day and I wore really nice pajamas. That I'm not gonna show you because I don't want to. Ha ha hahahaaaaaaaa. Hah. Haha. haaaaaaaaaaaa...... ha.....anyway, I don't really have any point for this paragraph.......oh well.
P.S. Don't be afraid to use the poll on the right------->
Whateves.

Haters, Titles, and Stuff Like That

First of all, dealing with haters, I just wanted all of you haters to watch a video that really sends a beautiful message about haters that is totally true. Just make sure you look at the subtitles, you'll see,(sneaky and evil smile.) Here is the link:

But don't go if you're not allowed to hear/see bleeped out words. Like #%^!@@ for example which is actually nothing cause I just typed it randomly. But the bleeped out thing is brief. Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXFCPUlGYEM

Even if you're not a hater, you should still look at it because, like all nigahiga videos( BTW his real name is Ryan Higa) it is hilarious.

About titles and stuff like that, I just wanted to talk about how hard it is to make a blog name, then make a post heading, then figure out what to type about. I know some people with that very problem,wink wink to someone in particular that I am not going to mention. So don't ask. Seriously. But anyway, I have a few tips for people that have that problem. First, sit back, think, eat cookies, think, watch a movie, think, have a pillow fight, think, read a book, think, die, go to heaven, and come back down when you've thought of something. Second, if you still can't think of something, then think about your day. Think of stuff that's wrong with the world, be like a hater and talk about how things are weird or something because if you only talk about how everything is wonderful, then what are you gonna have to write. I'll show you what being a lover looks like on a blog: I think that roller coasters rock.They are so awesome. Awesome because they give us joy. And they are awesome. These are the stats:Comments- 0, views-8, death threats-18643, rating -craptastic. (BTW we already know roller coasters are awesome, if you write about that people will not like you very much because you aren't smart enough to write something else.) If you are a hater about stuff then you have stuff to talk about, example: What is the dealio about titles. I mean, who the heck cares about that? Plus, with some songs, the title has almost nothing to do with what happens in the song and/or it's only mentioned once. The stats are better because you can say more stuff and it is something...well, I actually don't know why the stats are better, but still.


P.S. I hope this helps you particular person who-has-a-blog-but-doesn't-know-what-to-write-that-I-will-not-mention-what-his/her/name-is. Samuel. Just kidding!!!! I don't even know a Samuel....I think.


Whateves.

It's Just Crazy!!

First of all, when I got home today I found my mom and little sister making a snack from a snackbook and my mom came up to a part that said that the next ingredient is is super secret and that you can't tell anyone what it is, even the adult helping can't tell. So when my older brother heard what the super secret ingredient is(and I'm not gonna tell you what it is, what kind of person do you think I am? A super secret ingredient teller? Guess again.) he ran to the front door and opened it and yelled out to my neighborhood " THE SUPER SECRET INGREDIENT TO THE SNACK MY MOM AND SISTER IS MAKING IS....SALT!!!"That's not the real secret ingredient though. Ugh!!! My older brother just started whacking me with a pillow! Pillows can hurt. Alot. With applied pressure. But sometimes I just wanna.... URRGGG!!! Just kidding. BUT SERIOUSLY. =)
What I really wanted to talk about is singers. I don't want to sound like a hater but when the singers sing, sometimes they just can't think of what to say next so they just say over and over again some words, for example that I don't actually think is real: "yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,...."over and over again. Don't get me wrong, I actually like it. Sometimes I like songs that make almost no sense at all like some of Imogen Heap's songs(Youtube, yeah, Youtube rocks my socks.) That is all.

P.S. I got my older brother back.
Whateves.

Cool People

Cool people. They are so annoying. Why? Because their cool!!!! And I can't pull off cool, I'm like, the nerd except I don't like to study(I have a photographic memory.) But the main annoying cool people are the ones who think they are cool but are really not. They're the ones who are wearing the sweatshirts with the strings and try to walk cool. There is absolutely no such thing as a cool walk. You just end up looking like a drunk guy who thinks he's something but is really nothing. Those guys REALLY get on my nerves. Especially since they'll have other people who think they are cool but are really not and are friends with each other. They seem to think that a certain style is just so cool but it's not. The style is where the pants are loose showing their underwear a bit. That style came from prison. Yep, prison. Why do prison people look like that? Because they are not allowed belts so they can't hurt themselves or others,and in prison there is only like one size of prison clothes that's kinda big for big guys and stuff,that makes their pants hang down. And when they get out of prison, since they are used to being like that, they don't wear belts and their clothes are too big for them and other people see it and they're like" Oh, that is so cool!" which is just stupid. That's like walking into a church or synagogue with a friend and saying"Oh, here's a good one. So this priest, rabbi, Muslim guy, and an atheist walk into a bar, right, and they're having a discussion about religion and-" You'll be killed, stuck to a cross with stones and left to rot, or tortured in a Muslim capital. So do yourself and the world a favor and don't get cool, have that crazy style, be stupid, or do the above thing. I've got one word for you:....photosynthesis and chocolate.....photosynthesisandchocolate.

Whateves.

Cheesy Stuff and Just Plain Book/Movie Craziness

This time, my title is exactly what's going to happen. First, cheesy stuff. I have a poem I'd like to share. I actually like this poem. (I made it with my brother's help, I was kinda bored....I still like it though.)

Two Parts of a Whole


As far as the I can see,
Mother and Father are meant to be.
Father's the ocean, black and blue,
Mother's a flower of every hue.

Two parts of a whole.

Till death do us part,
Man that guy was smart.
Their love is forever unmatched,
For they are always attached.
Hip-by-hip,
Shoulder-to-shoulder.
Together, they could lift a boulder.

Two parts of a whole.

They look into each other's eyes,
And they see no surprise.
That they have each other's soul,

Two parts of a whole.

Enough mushy, cheesy stuff. Books are so weird. The main character never dies, at least until the end. They never even die in the middle on TV/in movies either or the beginning...Wait it can't be a main character if it dies in the beginning. But still. It's the same with movies. Also, evil never wins. Except in books sometimes. The only time in a movie that evil wins is in like, horror films. For some reason, in books, the main character is never evil. Only good. And in most of the movies and books the good person is either extremely special or going to be extremely special or extremely special and doesn't know it"Ohhhh, I'm just a normal kid, I go to high school." actual quote:" A-a-a-a-a-a wizard? But I can't be! I'm just Harry, sir, just Harry." or "Then, taking a deep breath, I unfurled my wings as hard and fast as I could." Crazy, huh? The main character is always confused about what's going on at first then someone explains things like in Maze Runner, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, a little in Twilight, Eragon, etc. But there are always bad guys and the good main character does something amazingly awesome. One last thing, In books, most of the time, two people fall in love but then are broken up by something tragic that really isn't the other person's fault then one of the two fall in love with someone else, sometimes there's a twist,too, the other person is secretly evil or is evil but changes, someone dies, or there is a love triangle or something.

Books/Movies Are So Weird!
Just Kidding!
But Seriously.

Please leave a comment telling me about a movie/book you saw/read that was weird in one of the ways mentioned above. Or tell me about a main character that dies in a lame way (they always die saving a kid or something).

Here's a main character dying in a lame way:

Cheers mate. =) Have a nice long slumber. =)

What Goes Around Comes Back Around

Yeah, um, the title has absolutely nothing to do what I am going to write about, I thought it was a cool title....anyway on to busine-.... my cat is staring at me really weirdly.... whatever. I am going to tell you a secret. Drum roll please, (imaginary drumroll) THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!On my house. By ants. That my mom killed. But they'll be back. Alright boring story time.

My Life Stuff

So far at every house I've been to, ants have decided to invade us, not a whole bunch of them, just a whole handful, during the spring/summer. We have to get a vacuum to get all of them. My mom totally freaked out this time when she thought she got them all because she reached for something and found an ant instead. Totally hilarious. You should have been there, you would have died from laughing.


Well at my school today I played in gym with my friends. We played badminton and I personally think I am a natural. =) The only two problems are that my friends and I got into a tiny argument about the boundaries(since there were no official lines, but it's kinda expected, competitive people they are, I mean I would never argue over something as petty as that, wink wink =) ) and my gym teacher played country music during it and put a microphone next to it. I TOTALLY HATE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! If any country music fans read this, I mean no offense. Just one message: Get some actual music taste. That's all.


Important Stuff


Okay, so I have a few recommendations for people. First of all, Youtube. Type in nigahiga. You will find some of his stuff, just click on the blue name and it will take you to his site. Here's a link:

http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga?blend=1&ob=4

He is seriously funny. Second, games, Mass Effect on the X-box 360. If you don't have one, and you have a computer, I recommend Sims. Thirdly, music. NO COUNTRY EVER!!!! I recommend Evanescence, you can find her on Youtube.

Additional Stuff That Has No Reason To Be Here
(Yes, that is a title....haters.)
I would just like to add that I have a report due and I haven't done it yet, it's due on Friday. =) It's about colleges and universities basketball teams and about the university itself. Yay, so exciting! Not. (Another thing about me, I totally don't like basketball.) My uncle says I don't like anything, especially food.

Topic of the Day

Hypocrites. The name even sounds bad. I mean hypocrites are all like "Ohhhh, you should say please," and"Ohhh, you shouldn't do that." And they end up doing the exact opposite all the time. It's one thing to be annoying,it's totally different to be a hypocrite. They never should have been created, not the people, because I'm sure that deep down they are a good person(way,way,way,way,way, deep down) I mean hypocrisy never should have been made.

P.S

I'm gonna try to post blogs daily.


Whateves.

Hello!!

Hi, hello, bonjour, guten tag, whatever. This is my first post and I would like to thank my friends, my mom, and my cats for inspiring me to create this and... nah, I'm just kidding. =) (sorry cats! You only inspire me to feed you and pet you.) So, on to business...first of all, don't worship Justin Beaver. He only does auto tune so he can't sing(puberty does that.) But whatever. Also, if you haven't heard of Rebbecca Black, don't watch her music video(Friday) it'll make you not like her.(And Fridays)

Well, to start off, I'm gonna tell you a pointless story that you can tell your little sisters, brothers, or young preteens.(young preteens? Oxymoron hello.) Well I meant barely preteen.

The News Story

There once was a lady named Tell Meya Secrets. Tell worked for the news and had a very expensive pay, ten cents an hour.(Totally got an apartment after working there for 8 years.) One day she was walking to work when suddenly she saw a unicorn running towards the woods. Tell ran after it and called her boss at the same time, telling him she's running after a story so she can't come in today. Finally after a breathtaking 5 seconds of running ( Tell wasn't actually fit), the unicorn stopped and began eating the grass. Tell ran up to the unicorn and said "Oh! What a cute unicorn!" The unicorn looked at Tell and threateningly said "Who the hoof are you calling cute?!" That's when Tell screamed, Tell ran off and decided to do a news story about the unicorn. Tell was very confident about the story.

The next day, Tell was fired(and admitted into the Psyche ward.)

The End...

(P.S.I've got a unicorn that I found.)
Whateves.