Cats: A Cat Story

I have a cat story. I know what you're thinking. CATS?! REALLY?!? Yes. Cats.

My little sister and I got a bunkbed and totally rearranged our room. (It looks really big right now) So at night when we were in bed my two cats paid us a visit to scope our room that seemed totally new to them. The first cat, Zeffy, sniffed around the room then looked up at the top of the bunk bed. List of Zeffy's likes:playing with hair bands,Treats, bellyrubs, food,heights, sitting in boxes of any kind and shape, being lazy, and windows. Dislikes:Vacuums, other cats(Besides her technical sister Aria) using energy, not having food available at all times in the cat bowl, and getting stepped on. Zeffy stared at the top of the bunk bed as if trying to figure out how to get up there,(I don't get why she couldn't just use the ladder) Then she used a simple techinique:Jump and see if mommy will catch me. She jumped, I caught her then she went around sniffing my bed and spreading her scent. After that she sat on my entire pillow for almost ever. She probably heard something then jumped down staggering a bit and ran off.

Then Aria came. List of her likes:.........Zeffy? Being left alone and trying to kill people? And soft blankets. (Also peeing on my dad, literally all the boss cats my dad has ever owned peed on him while he's in his bed) Dislikes:Vacuums, people, water(Seriously, she hates her water, I think she thinks it is out to get her. Before drinking she sniff the water for a very long time, then swats at the water to see if it will try to kill her, then while tense and on full alert she licks the water. When I pour water into the water bowl she will literally go into pounce position and watch the water go into the bowl then use her opposite paw to pat around the bowl....I think Aria is retarded.)she also dislikes: heights, being carried, getting touched on her head(she'll flinch), and getting stepped on when she's sleeping on the stairs(Like I said, retarded) So when Aria came she snifffed around the room. Then stared even longer than Zeffy at the top. She tensed to jump up then she just stopped. Then she ran away and looked at the top of the bunk from a distance. I could tell she wasn't going to get over herself so I scooped her up and put her on my top of the bunk bed. She sniffed and spread her scent then just like Zeffy sat on my entire pillow. I could tell she wasn't going to be moving anytime soon so I slept away from the pillow until she left for some reason. And that's my cat story.


Mrs. Dopey just told us we have ANOTHER PROJECT (That makes three from her class, one from third period) In her class I have twenty pages to fill out about a book, make a graphic novel from an old book and now make a persuasive essay on a subject of our choosing (In third period I have to do a monolauge at least two minutes long.) I feel SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW. SO STRESSED that I probably shouldn't be blogging, but be doing projects right now...but I'm lazy so not right now.


Last weekend I went to Chicago on a sort of overnight school field trip. It was awesome. More on that after this weekend which will be my whole family going to Chicago this time.


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