I Really Can't Think of a Title

For those of you who don't know,(I think the ones who know, know what I know I'm talking about knowing.) my computer has broken down. So for a few days I will be using a library computer, which means I can't use youtube!!!!!!!!....and it also meeeeaans, (dramatic pause,) that I can't upload pictures( :( oh boohoo.) But enough sad stuff I will get on with this post....oh, I forgot to mention, my cat died yesterday evening. And so did my dog, and other cat, and fish, and older brother, plus my D.S., and my x-box, x-box 360, and both my computers crashed......Yeah I think that's it.............. Nope,nope, I forgot about the part where I was lying about the whole shindig. Except my computer did crash.



Well, I finally confronted my gym teacher as to why he plays country music every time, I said "Ummm....well...ya know...Uh...can I ask you something?" No, I'm just kidding(I do that a lot in case you haven't noticed......kidding haters. Read earlier blog about haters >:D Mwahaahaha haaaa!)I just asked him, no big deal or anything, and he had the lamest excuse EVER!!"Well, that is the only radio station my radio picks up." ARE YOU-(earlier word not available at this time)-KIDDING ME!!! But of course I said "okay," (I thought in my head, yeah, you just keeeeep playing that radio station, WE'LL SEE WHO'S PLAYING RADIO STATIONS SOON!!)



You know, wait, you don't know....anyway, I just really hate it when series end. I JUST READ THE LAST RANGER'S APPRENTICE BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sad. <:( The only series I can look forward to is the Warriors series. I don't know if any of you have heard of either of these books, but they're good. And I have the Maximum Ride books to look forward to, but they take forever to come out so I don't really count that one. I was so sad when Ranger's Apprentice, Twilight, Harry Potter, (Artemis Fowl?) etc. ended. SO SAD!!! Books are like, my entire LIFE!! (Why did Ranger's Apprentice have to end so soon? It was so YOUNG!!) *sob,sob,sob,sob,cough,sob.* I know I said enough sad stuff earlier, but this is unavoidable, It's like when Lost ended, my mom was lost for weeks! She got over it later and we found a new series to watch but ended too!!!!! Why do things have to end!!! So Many unanswered questions, why?!?! Why?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!? *cough,sob,cough*....*cough* I will now, dramaticlly, crawl away from this computer, into the darkness..........*cough,sob,sob,sob,cough,cough,sob,cough,cough,....ACHOO!!* =)




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Hey, I'm Back!!

Sorry I didn't do a post in a while, I just didn't feel like it....No I'm just joking. I was away and busy. Here's a heads up: I will most likely not do a post on the weekends. Oh, whatever will you do without me!! Nah, I'm sure you'll be fine. =) But anyway, I would like to share a scary experience that has happened to me over the weekend. I was in my house and it was nearing dark, and I heard this honking. I checked and there was this car right outside of my house. I told my mom, as soon as she looked the car sped away. My mom called my dad telling him what had happened and then thought nothing else of it. Later, we heard yelling. I looked again and there were two men looking up at where I was(I was in a three story house and at the top.) They were yelling at where we were I started to freak out. My mom freaked out. My little sister, freaked out.(all the while saying she wanted Daddy because he was away doing errands.) So my mom called my dad again then called 911. They sure took forever getting there. By the time either of them got there, the men were gone and had left in the car that we saw earlier. That whole experience was scary because it was longer then it sounds. Especially since the men sounded angry.


Last Friday there was a pajama day and I wore really nice pajamas. That I'm not gonna show you because I don't want to. Ha ha hahahaaaaaaaa. Hah. Haha. haaaaaaaaaaaa...... ha.....anyway, I don't really have any point for this paragraph.......oh well.
P.S. Don't be afraid to use the poll on the right------->
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Haters, Titles, and Stuff Like That

First of all, dealing with haters, I just wanted all of you haters to watch a video that really sends a beautiful message about haters that is totally true. Just make sure you look at the subtitles, you'll see,(sneaky and evil smile.) Here is the link:

But don't go if you're not allowed to hear/see bleeped out words. Like #%^!@@ for example which is actually nothing cause I just typed it randomly. But the bleeped out thing is brief. Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXFCPUlGYEM

Even if you're not a hater, you should still look at it because, like all nigahiga videos( BTW his real name is Ryan Higa) it is hilarious.

About titles and stuff like that, I just wanted to talk about how hard it is to make a blog name, then make a post heading, then figure out what to type about. I know some people with that very problem,wink wink to someone in particular that I am not going to mention. So don't ask. Seriously. But anyway, I have a few tips for people that have that problem. First, sit back, think, eat cookies, think, watch a movie, think, have a pillow fight, think, read a book, think, die, go to heaven, and come back down when you've thought of something. Second, if you still can't think of something, then think about your day. Think of stuff that's wrong with the world, be like a hater and talk about how things are weird or something because if you only talk about how everything is wonderful, then what are you gonna have to write. I'll show you what being a lover looks like on a blog: I think that roller coasters rock.They are so awesome. Awesome because they give us joy. And they are awesome. These are the stats:Comments- 0, views-8, death threats-18643, rating -craptastic. (BTW we already know roller coasters are awesome, if you write about that people will not like you very much because you aren't smart enough to write something else.) If you are a hater about stuff then you have stuff to talk about, example: What is the dealio about titles. I mean, who the heck cares about that? Plus, with some songs, the title has almost nothing to do with what happens in the song and/or it's only mentioned once. The stats are better because you can say more stuff and it is something...well, I actually don't know why the stats are better, but still.


P.S. I hope this helps you particular person who-has-a-blog-but-doesn't-know-what-to-write-that-I-will-not-mention-what-his/her/name-is. Samuel. Just kidding!!!! I don't even know a Samuel....I think.


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It's Just Crazy!!

First of all, when I got home today I found my mom and little sister making a snack from a snackbook and my mom came up to a part that said that the next ingredient is is super secret and that you can't tell anyone what it is, even the adult helping can't tell. So when my older brother heard what the super secret ingredient is(and I'm not gonna tell you what it is, what kind of person do you think I am? A super secret ingredient teller? Guess again.) he ran to the front door and opened it and yelled out to my neighborhood " THE SUPER SECRET INGREDIENT TO THE SNACK MY MOM AND SISTER IS MAKING IS....SALT!!!"That's not the real secret ingredient though. Ugh!!! My older brother just started whacking me with a pillow! Pillows can hurt. Alot. With applied pressure. But sometimes I just wanna.... URRGGG!!! Just kidding. BUT SERIOUSLY. =)
What I really wanted to talk about is singers. I don't want to sound like a hater but when the singers sing, sometimes they just can't think of what to say next so they just say over and over again some words, for example that I don't actually think is real: "yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,...."over and over again. Don't get me wrong, I actually like it. Sometimes I like songs that make almost no sense at all like some of Imogen Heap's songs(Youtube, yeah, Youtube rocks my socks.) That is all.

P.S. I got my older brother back.
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Cool People

Cool people. They are so annoying. Why? Because their cool!!!! And I can't pull off cool, I'm like, the nerd except I don't like to study(I have a photographic memory.) But the main annoying cool people are the ones who think they are cool but are really not. They're the ones who are wearing the sweatshirts with the strings and try to walk cool. There is absolutely no such thing as a cool walk. You just end up looking like a drunk guy who thinks he's something but is really nothing. Those guys REALLY get on my nerves. Especially since they'll have other people who think they are cool but are really not and are friends with each other. They seem to think that a certain style is just so cool but it's not. The style is where the pants are loose showing their underwear a bit. That style came from prison. Yep, prison. Why do prison people look like that? Because they are not allowed belts so they can't hurt themselves or others,and in prison there is only like one size of prison clothes that's kinda big for big guys and stuff,that makes their pants hang down. And when they get out of prison, since they are used to being like that, they don't wear belts and their clothes are too big for them and other people see it and they're like" Oh, that is so cool!" which is just stupid. That's like walking into a church or synagogue with a friend and saying"Oh, here's a good one. So this priest, rabbi, Muslim guy, and an atheist walk into a bar, right, and they're having a discussion about religion and-" You'll be killed, stuck to a cross with stones and left to rot, or tortured in a Muslim capital. So do yourself and the world a favor and don't get cool, have that crazy style, be stupid, or do the above thing. I've got one word for you:....photosynthesis and chocolate.....photosynthesisandchocolate.

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Cheesy Stuff and Just Plain Book/Movie Craziness

This time, my title is exactly what's going to happen. First, cheesy stuff. I have a poem I'd like to share. I actually like this poem. (I made it with my brother's help, I was kinda bored....I still like it though.)

Two Parts of a Whole


As far as the I can see,
Mother and Father are meant to be.
Father's the ocean, black and blue,
Mother's a flower of every hue.

Two parts of a whole.

Till death do us part,
Man that guy was smart.
Their love is forever unmatched,
For they are always attached.
Hip-by-hip,
Shoulder-to-shoulder.
Together, they could lift a boulder.

Two parts of a whole.

They look into each other's eyes,
And they see no surprise.
That they have each other's soul,

Two parts of a whole.

Enough mushy, cheesy stuff. Books are so weird. The main character never dies, at least until the end. They never even die in the middle on TV/in movies either or the beginning...Wait it can't be a main character if it dies in the beginning. But still. It's the same with movies. Also, evil never wins. Except in books sometimes. The only time in a movie that evil wins is in like, horror films. For some reason, in books, the main character is never evil. Only good. And in most of the movies and books the good person is either extremely special or going to be extremely special or extremely special and doesn't know it"Ohhhh, I'm just a normal kid, I go to high school." actual quote:" A-a-a-a-a-a wizard? But I can't be! I'm just Harry, sir, just Harry." or "Then, taking a deep breath, I unfurled my wings as hard and fast as I could." Crazy, huh? The main character is always confused about what's going on at first then someone explains things like in Maze Runner, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, a little in Twilight, Eragon, etc. But there are always bad guys and the good main character does something amazingly awesome. One last thing, In books, most of the time, two people fall in love but then are broken up by something tragic that really isn't the other person's fault then one of the two fall in love with someone else, sometimes there's a twist,too, the other person is secretly evil or is evil but changes, someone dies, or there is a love triangle or something.

Books/Movies Are So Weird!
Just Kidding!
But Seriously.

Please leave a comment telling me about a movie/book you saw/read that was weird in one of the ways mentioned above. Or tell me about a main character that dies in a lame way (they always die saving a kid or something).

Here's a main character dying in a lame way:

Cheers mate. =) Have a nice long slumber. =)

What Goes Around Comes Back Around

Yeah, um, the title has absolutely nothing to do what I am going to write about, I thought it was a cool title....anyway on to busine-.... my cat is staring at me really weirdly.... whatever. I am going to tell you a secret. Drum roll please, (imaginary drumroll) THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!On my house. By ants. That my mom killed. But they'll be back. Alright boring story time.

My Life Stuff

So far at every house I've been to, ants have decided to invade us, not a whole bunch of them, just a whole handful, during the spring/summer. We have to get a vacuum to get all of them. My mom totally freaked out this time when she thought she got them all because she reached for something and found an ant instead. Totally hilarious. You should have been there, you would have died from laughing.


Well at my school today I played in gym with my friends. We played badminton and I personally think I am a natural. =) The only two problems are that my friends and I got into a tiny argument about the boundaries(since there were no official lines, but it's kinda expected, competitive people they are, I mean I would never argue over something as petty as that, wink wink =) ) and my gym teacher played country music during it and put a microphone next to it. I TOTALLY HATE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! If any country music fans read this, I mean no offense. Just one message: Get some actual music taste. That's all.


Important Stuff


Okay, so I have a few recommendations for people. First of all, Youtube. Type in nigahiga. You will find some of his stuff, just click on the blue name and it will take you to his site. Here's a link:

http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga?blend=1&ob=4

He is seriously funny. Second, games, Mass Effect on the X-box 360. If you don't have one, and you have a computer, I recommend Sims. Thirdly, music. NO COUNTRY EVER!!!! I recommend Evanescence, you can find her on Youtube.

Additional Stuff That Has No Reason To Be Here
(Yes, that is a title....haters.)
I would just like to add that I have a report due and I haven't done it yet, it's due on Friday. =) It's about colleges and universities basketball teams and about the university itself. Yay, so exciting! Not. (Another thing about me, I totally don't like basketball.) My uncle says I don't like anything, especially food.

Topic of the Day

Hypocrites. The name even sounds bad. I mean hypocrites are all like "Ohhhh, you should say please," and"Ohhh, you shouldn't do that." And they end up doing the exact opposite all the time. It's one thing to be annoying,it's totally different to be a hypocrite. They never should have been created, not the people, because I'm sure that deep down they are a good person(way,way,way,way,way, deep down) I mean hypocrisy never should have been made.

P.S

I'm gonna try to post blogs daily.


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Hello!!

Hi, hello, bonjour, guten tag, whatever. This is my first post and I would like to thank my friends, my mom, and my cats for inspiring me to create this and... nah, I'm just kidding. =) (sorry cats! You only inspire me to feed you and pet you.) So, on to business...first of all, don't worship Justin Beaver. He only does auto tune so he can't sing(puberty does that.) But whatever. Also, if you haven't heard of Rebbecca Black, don't watch her music video(Friday) it'll make you not like her.(And Fridays)

Well, to start off, I'm gonna tell you a pointless story that you can tell your little sisters, brothers, or young preteens.(young preteens? Oxymoron hello.) Well I meant barely preteen.

The News Story

There once was a lady named Tell Meya Secrets. Tell worked for the news and had a very expensive pay, ten cents an hour.(Totally got an apartment after working there for 8 years.) One day she was walking to work when suddenly she saw a unicorn running towards the woods. Tell ran after it and called her boss at the same time, telling him she's running after a story so she can't come in today. Finally after a breathtaking 5 seconds of running ( Tell wasn't actually fit), the unicorn stopped and began eating the grass. Tell ran up to the unicorn and said "Oh! What a cute unicorn!" The unicorn looked at Tell and threateningly said "Who the hoof are you calling cute?!" That's when Tell screamed, Tell ran off and decided to do a news story about the unicorn. Tell was very confident about the story.

The next day, Tell was fired(and admitted into the Psyche ward.)

The End...

(P.S.I've got a unicorn that I found.)
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