Hello!!

Hi, hello, bonjour, guten tag, whatever. This is my first post and I would like to thank my friends, my mom, and my cats for inspiring me to create this and... nah, I'm just kidding. =) (sorry cats! You only inspire me to feed you and pet you.) So, on to business...first of all, don't worship Justin Beaver. He only does auto tune so he can't sing(puberty does that.) But whatever. Also, if you haven't heard of Rebbecca Black, don't watch her music video(Friday) it'll make you not like her.(And Fridays)

Well, to start off, I'm gonna tell you a pointless story that you can tell your little sisters, brothers, or young preteens.(young preteens? Oxymoron hello.) Well I meant barely preteen.

The News Story

There once was a lady named Tell Meya Secrets. Tell worked for the news and had a very expensive pay, ten cents an hour.(Totally got an apartment after working there for 8 years.) One day she was walking to work when suddenly she saw a unicorn running towards the woods. Tell ran after it and called her boss at the same time, telling him she's running after a story so she can't come in today. Finally after a breathtaking 5 seconds of running ( Tell wasn't actually fit), the unicorn stopped and began eating the grass. Tell ran up to the unicorn and said "Oh! What a cute unicorn!" The unicorn looked at Tell and threateningly said "Who the hoof are you calling cute?!" That's when Tell screamed, Tell ran off and decided to do a news story about the unicorn. Tell was very confident about the story.

The next day, Tell was fired(and admitted into the Psyche ward.)

The End...

(P.S.I've got a unicorn that I found.)
Whateves.