Cats: A Cat Story

I have a cat story. I know what you're thinking. CATS?! REALLY?!? Yes. Cats.

My little sister and I got a bunkbed and totally rearranged our room. (It looks really big right now) So at night when we were in bed my two cats paid us a visit to scope our room that seemed totally new to them. The first cat, Zeffy, sniffed around the room then looked up at the top of the bunk bed. List of Zeffy's likes:playing with hair bands,Treats, bellyrubs, food,heights, sitting in boxes of any kind and shape, being lazy, and windows. Dislikes:Vacuums, other cats(Besides her technical sister Aria) using energy, not having food available at all times in the cat bowl, and getting stepped on. Zeffy stared at the top of the bunk bed as if trying to figure out how to get up there,(I don't get why she couldn't just use the ladder) Then she used a simple techinique:Jump and see if mommy will catch me. She jumped, I caught her then she went around sniffing my bed and spreading her scent. After that she sat on my entire pillow for almost ever. She probably heard something then jumped down staggering a bit and ran off.

Then Aria came. List of her likes:.........Zeffy? Being left alone and trying to kill people? And soft blankets. (Also peeing on my dad, literally all the boss cats my dad has ever owned peed on him while he's in his bed) Dislikes:Vacuums, people, water(Seriously, she hates her water, I think she thinks it is out to get her. Before drinking she sniff the water for a very long time, then swats at the water to see if it will try to kill her, then while tense and on full alert she licks the water. When I pour water into the water bowl she will literally go into pounce position and watch the water go into the bowl then use her opposite paw to pat around the bowl....I think Aria is retarded.)she also dislikes: heights, being carried, getting touched on her head(she'll flinch), and getting stepped on when she's sleeping on the stairs(Like I said, retarded) So when Aria came she snifffed around the room. Then stared even longer than Zeffy at the top. She tensed to jump up then she just stopped. Then she ran away and looked at the top of the bunk from a distance. I could tell she wasn't going to get over herself so I scooped her up and put her on my top of the bunk bed. She sniffed and spread her scent then just like Zeffy sat on my entire pillow. I could tell she wasn't going to be moving anytime soon so I slept away from the pillow until she left for some reason. And that's my cat story.


Mrs. Dopey just told us we have ANOTHER PROJECT (That makes three from her class, one from third period) In her class I have twenty pages to fill out about a book, make a graphic novel from an old book and now make a persuasive essay on a subject of our choosing (In third period I have to do a monolauge at least two minutes long.) I feel SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW. SO STRESSED that I probably shouldn't be blogging, but be doing projects right now...but I'm lazy so not right now.


Last weekend I went to Chicago on a sort of overnight school field trip. It was awesome. More on that after this weekend which will be my whole family going to Chicago this time.


Farewell
Goodbye
Bye
Later
BRB
au revoir
afscheid
adeus
lebewohl
beannacht
addio
vale
despedida

Mrs. Dopey

I'm not going to even mention the fact that I haven't posted for at least seven months because that's awkward, I guess I just mentioned it...oh well.

Update: I had my birthday on Valentines and I'm now thirteen(Yes, I am now a teenager, genius.) My Aunt had her baby boy, Trevor, he is REALLY cute and has a lot of hair. My mom's friend in Germany had her very first baby, too(Collin). My Aunt had her first grandaughter too, Alexis. People are just baby crazy. At Christmas/Chanukah I got nice socks, some useful gift cards and money, a journal that uses a special pen to make "wild" colors, (I think I'm running out of whatever type of special ink that pen uses, and no it's not a diary, I don't do journals or diaries of any type, it's a dumb idea. I use it to doodle or draw or write ideas in pretty colors.) As for my idea to have a seperate website, I decided that was dumb, too. I gave it up a very long time ago.

Using money and gift cards saved up I bought a laptop. Unfortunately, my mom takes my laptop without asking, not when I'm using it though. And I'm not allowed to just take it back from her. I do like to watch netflix on my laptop, mostly star trek. This is the second time I've watched the series and now that I'm older I'm actually getting what they're saying. The great thing is I don't remember most of the episodes so it's like watching it for the first time.

School: I keep getting freakin B's in English. I really don't even think it's my fault. I think my teacher's just an idiot. I hate English because you might be trying to write a funny or persuasive essay and whatever is funny or persuasive depends on the person, like music. My teacher and I think on completely different and seperate wavelengths. One time we were grading our papers in class and the answer to this one question was "Non-fiction has MULTIPLE entry points." Instead of MULTIPLE I put MANY. She counted it as half a point. If you google synonyms for Multiple, one of the results will be MANY. If you go on word document and type multiple, and left click it and go down to synonyms, it will say about half way down MANY. It is the same FREAKIN THING.And also when we are grading homework answers(like from a literature book) She doesn't use a grading sheet with all the answers. She uses speculation, guesses, and her version of logic. And I know, we take the entire class period grading homework(For which I'm kind of thankful, that way she can't tell us about our projects, btw all my projects, all year, came from her class, and they are extremely hard. I AM A STRAIGHT A STUDENT AND THE ONLY B's I'VE HAD WERE IN HER DUMB CLASS, what makes it worse it the fact it's at the end of the day, I used to look forward to the end of the school day, but now I dread it, fear it, I get anxiety just thinking about it.)and she doesn't use a book. I watched to make sure. But I'm not a creeper. Unlike you, reader of my blog who stalks my life by reading these passages I post for people like you. I'm just going to say it in case you genius's haven't figured it out: I REALLY REALLY don't like my English teacher, let's just call her Mrs. Dopey. And no, I'm not saying hate, I think I do, but it's not her fault for just doing her job in the suckiest, dumbest, mousebrained, evilest, worst possible way....No, I take it back. It's all her fault. I could continue to prattle on for hours, but you don't really care, do you?

Also, we have started Istep (Istep, CAT, Terra Nova, whatever)testing. At the beginning of the year the teachers would mention every five seconds that what we were working on would be on the Istep. and now they's practically pulling their hair out "Istep!!! Istep!!ISTEP!!!!" They keep telling us to "get good sleep"(Mom already makes me go to bed at nine, lights out at ten, wake up at 5:53 to catch the bus) "Have a good breakfast" (I eat cereal everyday, I like it, my mom doesn't have to get up at freakin 5 o'clock in the morning to make me a healthy omelette, which I think taste horrible because I have horrible taste buds) "Relax" (You really want us to relax, when you've been telling us it's important we pass Terra Nova ((Istep, CAT, Terra Nova, whatever)) all year? so we get into college but really you only want to get paid for not having us fail and giving us the test so the school gets paid which then pays you) "It's not important, but try your hardest, give 150% effort(Impossible), or we'll fail you and you have to stay behind a grade" (Speaks for itself) They practically give us special treatment (Well, the best possible at a school) during CAT (Istep, CAT, Terra Nova, whatever) week, like "bathroom breaks, tissues, water breaks, stretching breaks, snack breaks, etc."

I think that's everything, however, I'll probably remember something later, which will really irritate me. BTW looking back on my previous posts, I feel foolish, and yeah, I know this is called seriousness gone, but I feel like I failed at that, I feel like I sound like a dork or something. Oh well.

Be seein you.

But not like a stalker. I'm not a stalker.

I meant figuratively, not literally, unless you are my next door neighbor or something, then I'd be seein you.

So see you later.

Definitely not like a stalker though.

Better Late Posts Than Never Posts

I think I'm going to make a different, seperate blog from this one, promoting the book that I'm writing. I'll still keep doing this blog, but I think it'd be cool if I did a book blog. Besides, it might help me get more determined than ever to finish it.



I probably should change the first pic you see on my blog every now and then, you've got to be tired of looking at my face every single time you want to check out my blog. And variety can be a good thing I'm told. my only problem is I hate hate hate change, any change at all, until I get used to it.



Do you know how insane my mother is? She's extremely insane. We were at Best Buy because my mom had to get our computer fixed (might I add, again.) by the Geek Squad (Geek Squad? Really? :)) and I was just walking around looking at stuff then I came across an ipad that I couldn't resist playing with. I went to the photo part of the ipad and changed the settings so that everything would look weird then I took a picture of myself (as seen on the right):

And yes I know it looks like one eye is bigger than the other, but it can't really be helped on thermal imaging stuff. So my mom came over and looked at the picture, almost died because she thought it was "very creative and beautiful", then got a Best Buy guy and asked if he could email this picture from Best Buy to her email. She said she loved the picture and I'm like are you insane? The guy got the manager or whoever and they emailed it to my mom. Meanwhile I was dying of my mother is insane and embarassing-itis. Really mom? She wants to frame it up and everything. But I guess my mom is just weird like that. (Don't judge, I'm sure you're mom is weirder than mine.)

Speaking of computers, can I just say that one of my computers has broken down twice very close together in time and my other one broke down recently and I'm not sure if it works but my dad got all frustrated and bought a newer and cooler computer. I'm all like thank you dadday! But he's decided not to let me or my siblings on it and then I'm like dang it dang it dang it DANG IT!! My dad gets a new, awesome computer and I'm not even allowed to touch it. He's even got a password for the PC for every time he logs out or is gone from the computer for an amount of time. And guess what. He obviously hasn't told us the password but I watched my mom type the password in a bit and I think it starts with the letter f and has more than four letters in it.

There's a new book out called Inheritance, came out today, November 8th, and I almost got it. I was at Kroger with my mom and we saw the book on sale and my mom suggested a deal. Since I didn't want to really pay for it mom said that if I put back the giant chocolate that I kinda begged her to get me(Love chocolate) then she'd buy the book for me. I weighed the options. A giant piece of chocolate that would taste amazingly awesome but would last for about five minutes and not be good for my teeth and health. Or a giant book that I want and might be totally awesome, would definitely last longer(by about an hour.), and I've ran out of things to read. I chose in about five seconds. The giant chocolate bar. I have a sweettooth for chocolate plus, my mom wouldn't have gotten Inheritance anyway she told me that she'd get it for me for Christmas but then she remembered she had a discount at Barnes and Nobles so she didn't get it yet.

Something else came out today. Modern Warfare Three. Personally, I hate all shooter games, it's really the same thing over and over and over again. My mom and elder brother stayed up till midnight to go get it. I really don't get everyones fascination with Modern Warfare and Call of Duty, etc. I prefer games like Mass Effect, Black and White, Sims, stuff like that.

I have a sleepover on Friday! With 5-7 year olds. Yeah I know, it's just that my little sister has never had a sleepover before and she was scared so she wanted me to come along with her( I'll come because I'm nice like that.), mom got permission from my sis's friend's mom and now I have a date with 6 year olds. The only problem is that they have a humongous dog that's really just a puupy. I like small, cute, fluffy puppies. But dogs? No way. But I must do it for my sister.

I think that's everything I want to say, although I'll probably think of something later.





Just Bein Random

I'm Bad at Titles So Ignore Them

I'm SO addicted to red vs. blue on youtube. SO addicted. It's kinda based off of the XBOX game Halo and is totally awesome. Just to let you guys know even though I know you don't care. :) I'm telling you anyway!

In bad news today, my phone is still doing bad, I really apologize to a particular friend if you think I'm ignoring you, I'm not, my phone isn't working at all and my mom has shown no interest in buying me another one. Unless she plans on giving one to me for Christmas or my birthday which will take FOREVER. I may just have to use my laptop savings to buy another phone, a cooler, much more awesomer phone. BUT, that will only be the very LAST resort. Or I could just save up for another hundred years and get a laptop then send a text to my friend on my mom's phone and ask for her email then I could just email her sometimes. But email is so unreliable and isn't very fast. So scratch that one. It'll be my second to last resort. (I really don't want to lose my money, I'm a real Jew. :)

You know what stinks? When you write a book report and put it on your flashdrive then you lose your flashdrive. Then you have to rewrite your book report. And then you have print it at school, cuz your printer doesn't work, at a time when you're not certain because you can't just print stuff at anytime at your school. And finally you have to give it to your teacher. And you might even get a bad grade even after all this hard work. Yeah that happened to me but I don't know about the grade yet (just turned it in). I hate complicated situations. They freak me out sometimes.

In other news, I like pink unicorns with sparkles. And now onto Sammi with news of Halloween.

Thank you Sammi, well, for Halloween I've decided to be a princess because I haven't been one for Halloween in years. I'm going to use a blue dress of mine, a crown probably, and shoes obviously, and lots of bright princess sparkly makeup.


P.S. My name is Sammi if you haven't figured it out yet.

Just Bein Random.....LAVA LAMPS!!

Pink Sparkly Unicorns

Hey, I know It's not officially a new week yet...but, I'm hugely excited. And I couldn't wait. I have to share news. All news. My. Sent.enc.es. r. g.e.t.t.i.n.g. s.m.a.l.l.e.r. Okay, so, my Dad's sister is having a...BOY!!!Am I excited even though I can't call him Cookie forever? Yes, of course. And, my mom's, cousin's, wife (yes, it's still hard to keep track of) is having a baby GIRL!!! And, I'm going to shop for my Aunt, Cookie and mom's cousin's wife's daughter ( I'm not saying all of that anymore, from now on, it's MCW's kid)this weekend, I LOVE SHOPPING FOR BABIES!!!!!! It's fun, I don't know why.

Another reason why I'm seriously excited is this:(prepare for all caps.) A BOOK THAT HAS TAKEN ABOUT THREE YEARS TO BE WRITTEN IS FINALLY COMING OUT AND I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Mental deep breath) IT'S CALLED INHERITANCE AND IT'S THE FINAL BOOK IN THE INHERITANCE SERIES AND THE FIRST BOOK WAS CALLED ERAGON AND THIS BOOK IS CALLED INHERITANCE AND THERE'S A GREEN DRAGON ON THE COVER!!!!(mental panting.) I don't know WHY I'm freaking out, but, I think it has to do with the fact that after the third book came out Christopher (the author) didn't make any notices for another book and at the end of the third book, it didn't really finish the story. My mom actually said a couple days ago that we may never know the ending to Inheritance and I found out today that she's wrong(in your FACE MOMMA!!!). I actually saw a video of Christopher typing the last words of the fourth and final book. (No I'm not a stalker, my class showed it at school.)

I can't actually think of anything else to say, it's kinda weird that this was such a short post.


P.S. I really can't think of a title for this post.

Just Bein Random



....................PINK SPARKLY UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happiness Hit Me...And Came Crashing Down...

EXCITED!!! I'm getting another cousin!!!! My Aunt Toni's first one, my Dad's Sister. It's actually not completely new news cuz I forgot to mention on my last post. She's 20 weeks preg and today she's finding out the gender, I kinda hope it's a girl cuz then I can call her Cookie all the time cuz if Cookie's a girl then my aunt will name her Brooklyn and Cookie would be a perfect nickname. But if Cookie's a boy then I'll only call Cookie 'Cookie' until Cookie is born. I like to have nicknames for babies not born yet cuz I don't like calling them "its" cuz that's just mean and I don't like to call them 'he' or 'she' when I don't know the gender yet. SO long explanation-short, I'm calling the baby Cookie for the time being. Aboutish the same time Cookie is due, my Mom's cousin's wife, Traci(a lot to keep track of, I know) is due with a baby too. It's baby mania around here.

About my book...I now have...a complete chapter done. Honestly it's the best I've done in my life, every other time I tried to write a book(btw this is when I around six and didn't know much about books) I got bored or lazy and didn't finish, and I'm really glad I didn't try to. Just recently I remembered some of my attempts and found them on my computer and it is just shameful, I had NO clue how to write a book, didn't have any paragraph and my first chapter was only about a paragraph long. I jumped right to the action which was a note with blood and the story was completely cheesy. I even tried to write two non-fiction books(one about cats and killer whales) I had completely forgotten about. TERRIBLE!! I'm not going into details for the sake of my sanity.

Oh ,sigh, Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? (Romeo speaking) I'm right here sticking your phone in the washing machine so it can be completely messed up...much fun! That's what happened. My love for my phone (that'd be Romeo) is completely gone. IT has decided that it was best to stay in my pocket while it went through the washing machine.And now, my phone is completely ruined, luckily it worked for a few seconds so that I could get the phone numbers of my friends that don't live near me, although now that I think about it, I can't remember where I put that piece of paper...that so sucks. But I might get a new phone (hopefully cuz I need one to text, and I'm not very good at talking to people over the phone, texting is just so much better for me.) My friends, when I told them about it, said that maybe my mom will get me a better, awesomer phone cuz mine kinda sucks(she got it for like ten bucks at Kroger, KROGER of all places. What kind of a parent would DO that?)but I told them there is absolutely NO way she'd get me a better one probably the same kind from the same place. And you know what? My friend just got her first phone and SHE got a touch phone! I got a flip phone from kroger as my first one! I really hate it when life is cruel.


P.S. I'm having a roller coaster of emotions, COOKIE! then my phone, then MY BOOK!


Just Bein Random

I'm Sorry, Do You Forgive Me? Of Course You Do.

Hey peoples, SOOO sorry I haven't posted in FOREVER( might I add AGAIN.) I have no good excuse right now so call back later. My lame excuse is...I get busy. That's all I can say. So I have decided that I'm not gonna try to blog daily, I'm gonna try to blog weekly. It makes it so much easier for all of us, don't you think? Not easier for my cats though, cuz they really don't care...which shows how much they love me.(sob!!! JK((btw that stands for Just Kidding, JSYK. And that stands for Just So You Know, so I don't have to explain later, I'm too lazy for that.)))

Aaaaaand, you'll never guess where I went over the weekend. Literally you can't guess, cuz, you don't know me, stranger. (wink, wink to my friends, :D lol.) Anyways, I went to a hotel. The awesome thing about it? It has a gigantous waterpark inside of it, and an awesome arcade(where I won 6,300 tickets(I was FREAKING OUT the entire time in a good way, I kept getting jackpot.) and I got a lava lamp, rainbow frog, pillow, tiny purse, tootsie rolls, and a magic 8-ball.) and it's right next to King's Island which is an amusement park. And did I get my hair wet? You betcha I did. I also scraped my elbow. :( But what do you care? My point? Well, whenever you plan on going somewhere...make sure you completely sidetrack from the way you're supposed to go and head to this hotel instead, and to make it a little harder for you, I'm not gonna tell you the name of the hotel! Won't that just be great! :) Anyways, I had a GRREat time at that place and I bet you're completely jealous of me. Why else would you read my blog in the first place besides to be completely jealous of my awesome times?

I've decided to write a book, I know I said it before but now I actually mean it. I've actually already started writing it. And before you ask yourself how far I got in complete distrust, I'll answer you. I've only gotten the first paragraph done. Yes I know that's kinda bad, but I got busy...sort of like how I was too busy for a really long time to make a post....

It's about this girl who is the third child of a family of six, the big shindig is that in this book, the last kid to be born is a special child so they get whatever they want. This girl is the second to last child and she's 14 years old. She has two older brothers and one little sister, and is completely jealous. The cool thing about her is that she is a book/movie freak. She is crazy about movies and books, she watches and reads all of them and can always predict what's going to happen. ( That feature of her was kind of inspired by my mom and I, my mom always know what's going to happen next in a movie, and TELLS me what's going to happen, I keep telling her to stop but she always forgets. Talk about a movie spoiler, and I love books.) She compares books and movies to real life and hates all the stuff that every book has. I have no idea what to name all the characters, but I'm thinking about the names Sheila, Valerie, Gloria, Avery, Jessica, Abtah, and Katy for the littlest girl. The older brothers I was thinking Carlos, Anthony, Mark, Matthew, David, and Octavier. The dad would probably be Trent, Dennis, or Fred. And the mom might be Laura Li. The main character, the second to last girl, I have absolutely no idea what to name her, she's definitely gonna be tricky. I was kinda thinking the names Janelle and Abtah even Niomi but they don't really sound right.

Whatever though, If you do have suggestions, please say so via comments.

P.S. I think I'm gonna change my sign off to Just Being Random.


Just Being Random