Summer Break(that's my excuse, it is the best I can do)

Yeah, sorry I havn't posted in a while. It's SUMMER BREAK! That is my excuse.

Last night was CRAZY! I mean it was a violent lightening storm and then it started HAILING. It actually is still thundering and lightening right now. I woke up at 3 in the morning when it started hailing and it was really loud. Everyone rushed into my parents room except my older brother Tristan(pretending he wasn't scared and was a "big boy" by not going to mommy and daddy, it was that obvious.) The hail stopped and then we went back to our beds. maybe ten minutes later lightning struck really close to us and shook the entire house. Everyone rushed back into my parents room except Tristan again. Then another really close one shook the house and the power went out for 2 seconds. And all I want to say is, IS MY LOCAL MOTHER NATURE TRYING TO KILL US!!!?

Recently I fed over 20 geese(mom counted) with bread in the morning and I had to keep 4 families away from each other otherwise they'd bite each other and steal each other's food. And yes, I did do this in my pajamas. Cuz I felt like it. Don't judge me. I'm sure you've done worse. But how worse? You haven't killed anybody right? Or stolen? Am I getting off topic? Should I keep asking questions? Do I have a right to get sidetracked on my own blog? And keep asking questions? And why is it that I'm not getting answers? Should I stop asking questions because this surely becoming boring? yeah. I should stop.

Me Feeding Geese

My cat was watching and silently freaking out the entire time.

Whateves.

Just Kidding!

No, I actually got my computer back.......





Any way, I am kinda mad. You know my fish? On the right side of the blog? Well, I was just going to my friend's blog, Mondo Me, (http://mondo-me.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html) and I read all about her confession. SHE FEEDS MY FISH SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SURELY JUST DIE OF BEING OVERFED AND GET FAT AND SLOW AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS I WILL NEVER ALLOW HER ON MY BLOG EVER AGAIN AND SHE WILL BE SHAMED INTO NONEXISTENCE AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OF HER BECAUSE SHE WILL BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE AND MAYBE SHE'LL END UP IN LIMBO BUT I NEVER REALLY KNEW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THIS CERTAIN POINT IN TIME BECAUSE I AM TALKING ABOUT HOW MY FRIEND WHO'S NAME IS _____ FED MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!! That....was alot. But I'm kidding, I would allow her back on my blog, as long as she promises to keep doing whatever she wants on my blog and post comments and read my blog and overfeeds my brothers. ( sneaky smile) >=D



I was recently watching some movies with Jim Carrey and I nearly DIED of laughing! Seriously, I couldn't breathe. (I don't have asthma.) In this one, he was a pet detective who found out things other than pets which would be better suited for a real detective and he found out that this woman was really a man and she (he) kissed him a couple days ago and at first he was excited cuz he figured out the big mystery but then he remembered the above and this part was when I really died. This is what happened: Jim Carrey: "She is a man!" He said it excitedly twice and then in disgust"She is a MAN!!!" His face was priceless. Then we saw him brushing his mouth like crazy and then we saw a close up on a basket. Jim Carrey dumped his clothes in the basket, and poured oil thingy in the basket and put it on fire. Then the camera zoomed back from the basket of burning clothes and then we saw him without clothes on (he was kinda covered, the movie wasn't rated R at least, I don't know what but it wasn't R.) and he rushed into the shower and his mouth opened taking in the shower water and he was crouched down in disgust at himself. The next day in the movie he was going to confront her (him) and we saw him putting in his mouth a whole bunch of gum and his mouth was huge from the gum, then right before he confronted her (him) he opened his mouth to take out the gum and there was an amount of gum in a ball bigger than my fist( I think) that came out of his mouth. It was hilarious.



I am all about funny. I may not be good at being funny, but I love funny. It's what I live for......kinda. And my two favorite funny actors because they are the only funny actor's names I know, are Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp.( More info about me) Although, I'm not sure if Ryan Higa is an actor but he does do a litlle acting on his videos so I guess he is. Then my three favorite funny actors are ( in alphabetical order, duh.) Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, and Ryan Higa.

Judge me Haters. ( or if I was really mean then I'd call haters, Hatards, that wasn't meant to be funny cuz I don't want people to think I have a terrible sense of Humor, although me teling you that.....nevermind.)



I am usually only funny when I am on a roll or on a sugar rush. (The following has almost nothing to do with funny, I just wanted to say it.)But recently my brother insulted me:Tristan, my brother,:"So, how was your roll in the hunchback of Notre Dame?" I said " Being the lady was really hard, but it was worth it." Tristan meant that I was the hunchback and I am not good at comebacks so I thought for a bit (not too much of a bit otherwise my comeback wouldn't mean as much.)and said the first thing that came to mind with me being the lady. But of course after that he said"I loved your roll in march of the penguins. You can't have any comeback for that so I said the best thing possible, that I was one of the extras, a baby penguin. Although I think he got that insult from a movie. But whatever.



P.S. I think that this blog wasn't one of my best....I am so ASHAMED!!!!!!No, not really.

I am gone now.

(I stole that from another blog, mwahahahaha!!!!!)

Whateves.

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What the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

My computer is still BROKEN and those IDIOTS can't figure out how to fix it.(I really slammed down on the period.) I am so mad that I am not going to do a long blog today. Or even a short blog. Bye.


Whateves.

Normal Blog Stuff...No Promises

Okay, I thought maybe I shouldn't be a hater ALL the time so I decided to be a Tell-It-As-It-Is person today...(Deep breath) Here it goes.


My mom has killed a squirrel accidently a year ago. In her defense, It ran out in the road and my mom couldn't stop. To spare gross details, she ran it over again so it wouldn't be in pain. Then..now that is, she just about killed a skunk. I can't BELIEVE how thoughtless she is. She was worried that"Eeeww!! That would have made a big mess and it would have stank up the car." I was actually worried about IT. I SCREAMED when it ran out in the road and my mom managed to stop and miss it and the skunk just kept going. A couple weekends ago my mom had to stop for geese that just walked out into the road like there was no problem. THEY COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED TOO!!! They did see us though, I guesss they are really used to being a protected animal..Dang Canada Geese, do they HAVE a death wish? Also my mom was driving and I was in the car too of course and this DOG just ran out into the road and I screamed then too and I looked behind us to make sure the dog was okay and it nearly ran straight into a car but it turned at the last second. Scared me to death. Animals are all worth saving...just..NOT spiders or ticks. And ticks, they have NO purpose for being on Earth. None. All they do is drink blood, they don't kill other animals. Not many things eat ticks and if they do then it's not their main course so the world would do better without those. But SPIDERS. I have arachnaphobia ( I think that is how you spell it) And that is a fear of spiders. I am DEATHLY afraid of spiders. I found this huge, FURRY, one that was all shades of bad. My mom didn't get to kill it. Although she found two in our shed and managed to kill one of them. GOOD NEWS AT LAST!!


Whateves =)

Good News!!...I hope.

Well, I don't have my computer back but I will soon!!

Remixes are so lame!! I mean, the people who do remixes are just plain losers!!They can't think of anything else to do with their life so they go ahead and make a remix!! WHY are they trying to KILL me!?!?!Plus, they make the song sound lame, except when the person does it good, like nigahiga....Hah!!I was RIGHT!! I am a hypocrite!!!...sort of.

I know Easter was forever ago, but I need to address stuff. What is the freakin DEALIO with the bunnies having EGGS!! YOU FREAK OF NATURE, BUNNY, YOU!!!!!!! Sorry, I still haven't gotten over Ranger's Apprentice yet. Oh don't cry bunny...(that's right, cry bunny, cry!! What! No!! I didn't type that! I'm sorry Bunny, Please..Take me back!!) Sorry readers, I am just in the ZONE...of weirdness. =D


Iv'e kind of been noticing in movies and stuff how they do special effects and stuff...I like figuring out how they do that..........DON'T JUDGE ME!! But speaking of movies, I just HATE love in movies. It's always just two days or so and they absolutley LOVE each other, from friends, strangers, haters, betrayers, or whatevers to lovers. Plain as that. Expect, accept, and just know it, whenever there are a boy, a girl, and togetherness, there will be love. It's always like that!!And in just two days. Even if it takes a couple of movies in the same series.


I've been thinking of writing a book, but I have'nt figured out a name yet. I have a list:Fear, Sunset Angels, and Destiny's Acension. I had more, but I decided I didn't like them. I also thought"Hmm...maybe I shoud have a word that means something to the people in my book but isn't really a real word, I know!! Epideu!!(ep-i-d-oo)" =)

I mostly was being a hater on this post (especially you bunny =D)maybe I'll try being a lover one of these posts...(hmmm....or maybe not now that I think about it.)

Whateves.

Sorry....No, not really

SO SORRY!!! I know that I haven't done a blog in FOREVER but I have a good excuse. My computer is still not fixed!!! My life is ruined!! I had to be told from someone that Bin Ladin Sadin stuff and stuff (name error intentionall =D) was dead. I am out of the loop! Out of the know!! With no computer!!Once you are out of the loop, it is really hard to get back in. It's like this: you're at school or whereever you spend your time and your friends walk up"Hey PEOPLE!" you say, "Have you seen that new WALL-E video? I mean, that was just GREAT!!" Then they stare at you all wierd and say"Ummm.....................,.......,,...... Well, Have you seen the new Twilight movie Breaking Dawn?"(people who don't know about this are out of the loop)......(P.S. not really I just wanted everyone to feel out of the loop, because I'm all alone!! With noone here beside meeee.......I like that song.)-I found out on my Nook (it's like a Kindle, for those of you who are idiots like the rest of everyone who asked me if it was a Kindle....no offense idiots.) that I could reach the internet and look at things. BUT!!! I couldn't access anything like videos or e-mail or even make a post!(I did try to do that.) So I stopped going on the internet with my nook because it only caused me pain. I found out that nighiga had a new video and I couldn't even do ANYTHING about not being able to access it. Except download something but my mom said that is how you get viruses on Nooks.(Kindles, for the idiots who can't remember anything...no offense moron idiots.)


Well I actually did get to the library today (duhhh, I'm making a post with no computer) and I decided that this post will be short because I left my ideas at home and I'm being pressured by the timer....it's FREAKING me out...it just keeps counting down...and it's RIGHT there, in my face...plus my mom says she would like to get home.


P.S. I can't promise daily blogs because my computer is gone so bear with me....(is that how you spell 'bear' the way I'm using it?...............Doesn't matter.)


Whateves