Monday, October 10, 2011

I'm Bad at Titles So Ignore Them

I'm SO addicted to red vs. blue on youtube. SO addicted. It's kinda based off of the XBOX game Halo and is totally awesome. Just to let you guys know even though I know you don't care. :) I'm telling you anyway!

In bad news today, my phone is still doing bad, I really apologize to a particular friend if you think I'm ignoring you, I'm not, my phone isn't working at all and my mom has shown no interest in buying me another one. Unless she plans on giving one to me for Christmas or my birthday which will take FOREVER. I may just have to use my laptop savings to buy another phone, a cooler, much more awesomer phone. BUT, that will only be the very LAST resort. Or I could just save up for another hundred years and get a laptop then send a text to my friend on my mom's phone and ask for her email then I could just email her sometimes. But email is so unreliable and isn't very fast. So scratch that one. It'll be my second to last resort. (I really don't want to lose my money, I'm a real Jew. :)

You know what stinks? When you write a book report and put it on your flashdrive then you lose your flashdrive. Then you have to rewrite your book report. And then you have print it at school, cuz your printer doesn't work, at a time when you're not certain because you can't just print stuff at anytime at your school. And finally you have to give it to your teacher. And you might even get a bad grade even after all this hard work. Yeah that happened to me but I don't know about the grade yet (just turned it in). I hate complicated situations. They freak me out sometimes.

In other news, I like pink unicorns with sparkles. And now onto Sammi with news of Halloween.

Thank you Sammi, well, for Halloween I've decided to be a princess because I haven't been one for Halloween in years. I'm going to use a blue dress of mine, a crown probably, and shoes obviously, and lots of bright princess sparkly makeup.


P.S. My name is Sammi if you haven't figured it out yet.

Just Bein Random.....LAVA LAMPS!!

Friday, September 30, 2011

Pink Sparkly Unicorns

Hey, I know It's not officially a new week yet...but, I'm hugely excited. And I couldn't wait. I have to share news. All news. My. Sent.enc.es. r. g.e.t.t.i.n.g. s.m.a.l.l.e.r. Okay, so, my Dad's sister is having a...BOY!!!Am I excited even though I can't call him Cookie forever? Yes, of course. And, my mom's, cousin's, wife (yes, it's still hard to keep track of) is having a baby GIRL!!! And, I'm going to shop for my Aunt, Cookie and mom's cousin's wife's daughter ( I'm not saying all of that anymore, from now on, it's MCW's kid)this weekend, I LOVE SHOPPING FOR BABIES!!!!!! It's fun, I don't know why.

Another reason why I'm seriously excited is this:(prepare for all caps.) A BOOK THAT HAS TAKEN ABOUT THREE YEARS TO BE WRITTEN IS FINALLY COMING OUT AND I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Mental deep breath) IT'S CALLED INHERITANCE AND IT'S THE FINAL BOOK IN THE INHERITANCE SERIES AND THE FIRST BOOK WAS CALLED ERAGON AND THIS BOOK IS CALLED INHERITANCE AND THERE'S A GREEN DRAGON ON THE COVER!!!!(mental panting.) I don't know WHY I'm freaking out, but, I think it has to do with the fact that after the third book came out Christopher (the author) didn't make any notices for another book and at the end of the third book, it didn't really finish the story. My mom actually said a couple days ago that we may never know the ending to Inheritance and I found out today that she's wrong(in your FACE MOMMA!!!). I actually saw a video of Christopher typing the last words of the fourth and final book. (No I'm not a stalker, my class showed it at school.)

I can't actually think of anything else to say, it's kinda weird that this was such a short post.


P.S. I really can't think of a title for this post.

Just Bein Random



....................PINK SPARKLY UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Happiness Hit Me...And Came Crashing Down...

EXCITED!!! I'm getting another cousin!!!! My Aunt Toni's first one, my Dad's Sister. It's actually not completely new news cuz I forgot to mention on my last post. She's 20 weeks preg and today she's finding out the gender, I kinda hope it's a girl cuz then I can call her Cookie all the time cuz if Cookie's a girl then my aunt will name her Brooklyn and Cookie would be a perfect nickname. But if Cookie's a boy then I'll only call Cookie 'Cookie' until Cookie is born. I like to have nicknames for babies not born yet cuz I don't like calling them "its" cuz that's just mean and I don't like to call them 'he' or 'she' when I don't know the gender yet. SO long explanation-short, I'm calling the baby Cookie for the time being. Aboutish the same time Cookie is due, my Mom's cousin's wife, Traci(a lot to keep track of, I know) is due with a baby too. It's baby mania around here.

About my book...I now have...a complete chapter done. Honestly it's the best I've done in my life, every other time I tried to write a book(btw this is when I around six and didn't know much about books) I got bored or lazy and didn't finish, and I'm really glad I didn't try to. Just recently I remembered some of my attempts and found them on my computer and it is just shameful, I had NO clue how to write a book, didn't have any paragraph and my first chapter was only about a paragraph long. I jumped right to the action which was a note with blood and the story was completely cheesy. I even tried to write two non-fiction books(one about cats and killer whales) I had completely forgotten about. TERRIBLE!! I'm not going into details for the sake of my sanity.

Oh ,sigh, Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? (Romeo speaking) I'm right here sticking your phone in the washing machine so it can be completely messed up...much fun! That's what happened. My love for my phone (that'd be Romeo) is completely gone. IT has decided that it was best to stay in my pocket while it went through the washing machine.And now, my phone is completely ruined, luckily it worked for a few seconds so that I could get the phone numbers of my friends that don't live near me, although now that I think about it, I can't remember where I put that piece of paper...that so sucks. But I might get a new phone (hopefully cuz I need one to text, and I'm not very good at talking to people over the phone, texting is just so much better for me.) My friends, when I told them about it, said that maybe my mom will get me a better, awesomer phone cuz mine kinda sucks(she got it for like ten bucks at Kroger, KROGER of all places. What kind of a parent would DO that?)but I told them there is absolutely NO way she'd get me a better one probably the same kind from the same place. And you know what? My friend just got her first phone and SHE got a touch phone! I got a flip phone from kroger as my first one! I really hate it when life is cruel.


P.S. I'm having a roller coaster of emotions, COOKIE! then my phone, then MY BOOK!


Just Bein Random

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I'm Sorry, Do You Forgive Me? Of Course You Do.

Hey peoples, SOOO sorry I haven't posted in FOREVER( might I add AGAIN.) I have no good excuse right now so call back later. My lame excuse is...I get busy. That's all I can say. So I have decided that I'm not gonna try to blog daily, I'm gonna try to blog weekly. It makes it so much easier for all of us, don't you think? Not easier for my cats though, cuz they really don't care...which shows how much they love me.(sob!!! JK((btw that stands for Just Kidding, JSYK. And that stands for Just So You Know, so I don't have to explain later, I'm too lazy for that.)))

Aaaaaand, you'll never guess where I went over the weekend. Literally you can't guess, cuz, you don't know me, stranger. (wink, wink to my friends, :D lol.) Anyways, I went to a hotel. The awesome thing about it? It has a gigantous waterpark inside of it, and an awesome arcade(where I won 6,300 tickets(I was FREAKING OUT the entire time in a good way, I kept getting jackpot.) and I got a lava lamp, rainbow frog, pillow, tiny purse, tootsie rolls, and a magic 8-ball.) and it's right next to King's Island which is an amusement park. And did I get my hair wet? You betcha I did. I also scraped my elbow. :( But what do you care? My point? Well, whenever you plan on going somewhere...make sure you completely sidetrack from the way you're supposed to go and head to this hotel instead, and to make it a little harder for you, I'm not gonna tell you the name of the hotel! Won't that just be great! :) Anyways, I had a GRREat time at that place and I bet you're completely jealous of me. Why else would you read my blog in the first place besides to be completely jealous of my awesome times?

I've decided to write a book, I know I said it before but now I actually mean it. I've actually already started writing it. And before you ask yourself how far I got in complete distrust, I'll answer you. I've only gotten the first paragraph done. Yes I know that's kinda bad, but I got busy...sort of like how I was too busy for a really long time to make a post....

It's about this girl who is the third child of a family of six, the big shindig is that in this book, the last kid to be born is a special child so they get whatever they want. This girl is the second to last child and she's 14 years old. She has two older brothers and one little sister, and is completely jealous. The cool thing about her is that she is a book/movie freak. She is crazy about movies and books, she watches and reads all of them and can always predict what's going to happen. ( That feature of her was kind of inspired by my mom and I, my mom always know what's going to happen next in a movie, and TELLS me what's going to happen, I keep telling her to stop but she always forgets. Talk about a movie spoiler, and I love books.) She compares books and movies to real life and hates all the stuff that every book has. I have no idea what to name all the characters, but I'm thinking about the names Sheila, Valerie, Gloria, Avery, Jessica, Abtah, and Katy for the littlest girl. The older brothers I was thinking Carlos, Anthony, Mark, Matthew, David, and Octavier. The dad would probably be Trent, Dennis, or Fred. And the mom might be Laura Li. The main character, the second to last girl, I have absolutely no idea what to name her, she's definitely gonna be tricky. I was kinda thinking the names Janelle and Abtah even Niomi but they don't really sound right.

Whatever though, If you do have suggestions, please say so via comments.

P.S. I think I'm gonna change my sign off to Just Being Random.


Just Being Random

Monday, June 20, 2011

Summer Break(that's my excuse, it is the best I can do)

Yeah, sorry I havn't posted in a while. It's SUMMER BREAK! That is my excuse.







Last night was CRAZY! I mean it was a violent lightening storm and then it started HAILING. It actually is still thundering and lightening right now. I woke up at 3 in the morning when it started hailing and it was really loud. Everyone rushed into my parents room except my older brother Tristan(pretending he wasn't scared and was a "big boy" by not going to mommy and daddy, it was that obvious.) The hail stopped and then we went back to our beds. maybe ten minutes later lightning struck really close to us and shook the entire house. Everyone rushed back into my parents room except Tristan again. Then another really close one shook the house and the power went out for 2 seconds. And all I want to say is, IS MY LOCAL MOTHER NATURE TRYING TO KILL US!!!?




Recently I fed over 20 geese(mom counted) with bread in the morning and I had to keep 4 families away from each other otherwise they'd bite each other and steal each other's food. And yes, I did do this in my pajamas. Cuz I felt like it. Don't judge me. I'm sure you've done worse. But how worse? You haven't killed anybody right? Or stolen? Am I getting off topic? Should I keep asking questions? Do I have a right to get sidetracked on my own blog? And keep asking questions? And why is it that I'm not getting answers? Should I stop asking questions because this surely becoming boring? yeah. I should stop.


Me Feeding Geese






































My cat was watching and silently freaking out the entire time.




Whateves.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Just Kidding!

No, I actually got my computer back.......





Any way, I am kinda mad. You know my fish? On the right side of the blog? Well, I was just going to my friend's blog, Mondo Me, (http://mondo-me.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html) and I read all about her confession. SHE FEEDS MY FISH SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SURELY JUST DIE OF BEING OVERFED AND GET FAT AND SLOW AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS I WILL NEVER ALLOW HER ON MY BLOG EVER AGAIN AND SHE WILL BE SHAMED INTO NONEXISTENCE AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OF HER BECAUSE SHE WILL BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE AND MAYBE SHE'LL END UP IN LIMBO BUT I NEVER REALLY KNEW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THIS CERTAIN POINT IN TIME BECAUSE I AM TALKING ABOUT HOW MY FRIEND WHO'S NAME IS _____ FED MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!! That....was alot. But I'm kidding, I would allow her back on my blog, as long as she promises to keep doing whatever she wants on my blog and post comments and read my blog and overfeeds my brothers. ( sneaky smile) >=D



I was recently watching some movies with Jim Carrey and I nearly DIED of laughing! Seriously, I couldn't breathe. (I don't have asthma.) In this one, he was a pet detective who found out things other than pets which would be better suited for a real detective and he found out that this woman was really a man and she (he) kissed him a couple days ago and at first he was excited cuz he figured out the big mystery but then he remembered the above and this part was when I really died. This is what happened: Jim Carrey: "She is a man!" He said it excitedly twice and then in disgust"She is a MAN!!!" His face was priceless. Then we saw him brushing his mouth like crazy and then we saw a close up on a basket. Jim Carrey dumped his clothes in the basket, and poured oil thingy in the basket and put it on fire. Then the camera zoomed back from the basket of burning clothes and then we saw him without clothes on (he was kinda covered, the movie wasn't rated R at least, I don't know what but it wasn't R.) and he rushed into the shower and his mouth opened taking in the shower water and he was crouched down in disgust at himself. The next day in the movie he was going to confront her (him) and we saw him putting in his mouth a whole bunch of gum and his mouth was huge from the gum, then right before he confronted her (him) he opened his mouth to take out the gum and there was an amount of gum in a ball bigger than my fist( I think) that came out of his mouth. It was hilarious.



I am all about funny. I may not be good at being funny, but I love funny. It's what I live for......kinda. And my two favorite funny actors because they are the only funny actor's names I know, are Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp.( More info about me) Although, I'm not sure if Ryan Higa is an actor but he does do a litlle acting on his videos so I guess he is. Then my three favorite funny actors are ( in alphabetical order, duh.) Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, and Ryan Higa.

Judge me Haters. ( or if I was really mean then I'd call haters, Hatards, that wasn't meant to be funny cuz I don't want people to think I have a terrible sense of Humor, although me teling you that.....nevermind.)



I am usually only funny when I am on a roll or on a sugar rush. (The following has almost nothing to do with funny, I just wanted to say it.)But recently my brother insulted me:Tristan, my brother,:"So, how was your roll in the hunchback of Notre Dame?" I said " Being the lady was really hard, but it was worth it." Tristan meant that I was the hunchback and I am not good at comebacks so I thought for a bit (not too much of a bit otherwise my comeback wouldn't mean as much.)and said the first thing that came to mind with me being the lady. But of course after that he said"I loved your roll in march of the penguins. You can't have any comeback for that so I said the best thing possible, that I was one of the extras, a baby penguin. Although I think he got that insult from a movie. But whatever.



P.S. I think that this blog wasn't one of my best....I am so ASHAMED!!!!!!No, not really.



I am gone now.



(I stole that from another blog, mwahahahaha!!!!!)


Whateves.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

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