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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Better Late Posts Than Never Posts

I think I'm going to make a different, seperate blog from this one, promoting the book that I'm writing. I'll still keep doing this blog, but I think it'd be cool if I did a book blog. Besides, it might help me get more determined than ever to finish it.



I probably should change the first pic you see on my blog every now and then, you've got to be tired of looking at my face every single time you want to check out my blog. And variety can be a good thing I'm told. my only problem is I hate hate hate change, any change at all, until I get used to it.



Do you know how insane my mother is? She's extremely insane. We were at Best Buy because my mom had to get our computer fixed (might I add, again.) by the Geek Squad (Geek Squad? Really? :)) and I was just walking around looking at stuff then I came across an ipad that I couldn't resist playing with. I went to the photo part of the ipad and changed the settings so that everything would look weird then I took a picture of myself (as seen on the right):

And yes I know it looks like one eye is bigger than the other, but it can't really be helped on thermal imaging stuff. So my mom came over and looked at the picture, almost died because she thought it was "very creative and beautiful", then got a Best Buy guy and asked if he could email this picture from Best Buy to her email. She said she loved the picture and I'm like are you insane? The guy got the manager or whoever and they emailed it to my mom. Meanwhile I was dying of my mother is insane and embarassing-itis. Really mom? She wants to frame it up and everything. But I guess my mom is just weird like that. (Don't judge, I'm sure you're mom is weirder than mine.)

Speaking of computers, can I just say that one of my computers has broken down twice very close together in time and my other one broke down recently and I'm not sure if it works but my dad got all frustrated and bought a newer and cooler computer. I'm all like thank you dadday! But he's decided not to let me or my siblings on it and then I'm like dang it dang it dang it DANG IT!! My dad gets a new, awesome computer and I'm not even allowed to touch it. He's even got a password for the PC for every time he logs out or is gone from the computer for an amount of time. And guess what. He obviously hasn't told us the password but I watched my mom type the password in a bit and I think it starts with the letter f and has more than four letters in it.

There's a new book out called Inheritance, came out today, November 8th, and I almost got it. I was at Kroger with my mom and we saw the book on sale and my mom suggested a deal. Since I didn't want to really pay for it mom said that if I put back the giant chocolate that I kinda begged her to get me(Love chocolate) then she'd buy the book for me. I weighed the options. A giant piece of chocolate that would taste amazingly awesome but would last for about five minutes and not be good for my teeth and health. Or a giant book that I want and might be totally awesome, would definitely last longer(by about an hour.), and I've ran out of things to read. I chose in about five seconds. The giant chocolate bar. I have a sweettooth for chocolate plus, my mom wouldn't have gotten Inheritance anyway she told me that she'd get it for me for Christmas but then she remembered she had a discount at Barnes and Nobles so she didn't get it yet.

Something else came out today. Modern Warfare Three. Personally, I hate all shooter games, it's really the same thing over and over and over again. My mom and elder brother stayed up till midnight to go get it. I really don't get everyones fascination with Modern Warfare and Call of Duty, etc. I prefer games like Mass Effect, Black and White, Sims, stuff like that.

I have a sleepover on Friday! With 5-7 year olds. Yeah I know, it's just that my little sister has never had a sleepover before and she was scared so she wanted me to come along with her( I'll come because I'm nice like that.), mom got permission from my sis's friend's mom and now I have a date with 6 year olds. The only problem is that they have a humongous dog that's really just a puupy. I like small, cute, fluffy puppies. But dogs? No way. But I must do it for my sister.

I think that's everything I want to say, although I'll probably think of something later.





Just Bein Random

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Hello!!

Hi, hello, bonjour, guten tag, whatever. This is my first post and I would like to thank my friends, my mom, and my cats for inspiring me to create this and... nah, I'm just kidding. =) (sorry cats! You only inspire me to feed you and pet you.) So, on to business...first of all, don't worship Justin Beaver. He only does auto tune so he can't sing(puberty does that.) But whatever. Also, if you haven't heard of Rebbecca Black, don't watch her music video(Friday) it'll make you not like her.(And Fridays)

Well, to start off, I'm gonna tell you a pointless story that you can tell your little sisters, brothers, or young preteens.(young preteens? Oxymoron hello.) Well I meant barely preteen.

The News Story

There once was a lady named Tell Meya Secrets. Tell worked for the news and had a very expensive pay, ten cents an hour.(Totally got an apartment after working there for 8 years.) One day she was walking to work when suddenly she saw a unicorn running towards the woods. Tell ran after it and called her boss at the same time, telling him she's running after a story so she can't come in today. Finally after a breathtaking 5 seconds of running ( Tell wasn't actually fit), the unicorn stopped and began eating the grass. Tell ran up to the unicorn and said "Oh! What a cute unicorn!" The unicorn looked at Tell and threateningly said "Who the hoof are you calling cute?!" That's when Tell screamed, Tell ran off and decided to do a news story about the unicorn. Tell was very confident about the story.

The next day, Tell was fired(and admitted into the Psyche ward.)

The End...

(P.S.I've got a unicorn that I found.)
Whateves.